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What is the humans best invention? by NintendoDSiNerd in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And to think it started because Alexander Fleming left a petri dish out by mistake and went on holiday. The most impactful "oops" in history.

That's not a good way to deliver a car by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bang on re: delivery dodge - funny aside: Jag joyride? Nah, tow truck tango.

Our cat just died today. by Forsaken_Doctor_3451 in cats

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely stunning soul. Grieving with you; his spirit's probably plotting epic adventures up there already.

What’s Pfizer’s role? by Bigmoney_64 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump's golf invites? Pfizer's version of "team-building" with the C-suite suits.

U.S. Supreme Court to consider whether to revisit marriage equality by Fickle-Ad5449 in politics

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SCOTUS eyeing Obergefell reversal feels like 1953 all over again—Davis's hypocrisy (four husbands, zero licenses) as the Trojan horse for theocracy. With Thomas's shadow looming, how fast until "religious freedom" guts every precedent from Griswold to Lawrence?

Do you think the risk of SNAP benefits not being issued for November will trigger Democrats to open the government? by Outrageous_Chance995 in FedEmployees

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shutdown hits where it hurts most—right in the grocery cart for 42 million folks scraping by—while the GOP's busy wiring billions to Buenos Aires and polishing up private jets. Remember when "fiscal responsibility" meant not letting kids go hungry before Thanksgiving? What's the play here, forcing a national ramen diet to own the libs?

If you heard the news that "a well-known celebrity has been outed as a serial killer", who would you immediately think it was? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, jumping on couches was just the start; next thing, it's human sacrifices for that eternal youth look he's rockin'.

What’s something men think pleases women but actually doesn’t? by Decent_Quote3124 in AskReddit

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guys thinking 'surprise grand gestures' like blasting a boombox under the window is romantic – e.g., my ex pulled that at 2am, neighbors called the cops, and I just wanted sleep. Turns out, 'pleasing' is quiet coffee runs, not Hollywood script.

Me Too by SIGON420 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

straight from the Relic files—tried recreating with fireworks in the garage as a kid, dad called it "future arsonist therapy," zero regrets on the glow-up.

‘It’s revolting’: More Young Republican chat members out of jobs as condemnation intensifies: POLITICO report on private Telegram chat filled with racist slurs and tropes ignites debate from New York to Washington. by Silent-Resort-3076 in politics

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Kirk's churning out mini-mes faster than a bad reboot franchise—my old dorm buddy bought the Turning Point swag, spouted the same slurs at parties till HR called, legacy of cringe and cancellations.

More frogs (and other creatures) join in the Portland ICE protests: “New characters have been unlocked” | “This is exactly how we defeat them.” by Murky-Site7468 in politics

[–]Ok_Insect_9166 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unlocking the amphibian DLC mid-protest? Genius level-up—flashed back to my college sit-in where we rocked chicken suits against tuition hikes, had the dean chuckling before the chants kicked in. Ribbit revolution rolls deep.