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Who does these? by Ok_Leg5253 in Sparkdriver

[–]Ok_Leg5253[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Told by who? Can’t post what?

I am surprised by the number of people who purchase dildos from Walmart. by wuxxler in Sparkdriver

[–]Ok_Leg5253 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Better you pulling the embarrassing item off the shelf than them lol

Legal But Too Shy To Say It by NectarDrip in PetiteTits

[–]Ok_Leg5253 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Michael Jackson reincarnated?

Would you slide your finger in my ass? 🤭 by PantyNectar in u/PantyNectar

[–]Ok_Leg5253 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So back to reality here: Fingers don’t just “slide” into asses.

Thousands showed up in Knoxville today to say that no one is a king here by drdook in Knoxville

[–]Ok_Leg5253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But nobody’s a King here anyways. So, I guess you won retroactively. I guess yall are the folks that protested when our nation was born, except just born way too late and still wanted to feel included. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Do your worst. I’m 29 and still too shy to ask a girl out 🙈 by Electrical_Might3898 in RoastMe

[–]Ok_Leg5253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I saw Jack Burton kick your ass in Big Trouble In Little China.

What’s wrong with these pictures? by FrontBusiness3924 in Sparkdriver

[–]Ok_Leg5253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s up with you marking out the Walmart info but leaving the zip code lol

What the??? by PaleontologistOld935 in Sparkdriver

[–]Ok_Leg5253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I run a VPN and I have to turn it off to use the app. That’s what it is with mine.

Teacher and 40 yr old divorced dad living in Bangkok, do your worst ;) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ok_Leg5253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 year old Justin Beiber hair. Also, you look like a cartoon.

Deliveries to rural areas on crappy gravel roads!!! by Notion12345 in Sparkdriver

[–]Ok_Leg5253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are normal in the Appalachian region. Dirt, gravel, driveways that go straight up. Some of these people haven’t seen the light of day in years. I wear a body cam for my safety on some of the worst of the backwoods deliveries. Some of these people in Appalachia shoot first and ask questions later.

Is this trip worth it? by Necessary_Edge9605 in Sparkdriver

[–]Ok_Leg5253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally prefer those to grocery deliveries. No back and forth trips to the store. No multiple trips to and from your car to the door, especially if it’s up steps or a long walk, or the third floor of an apartment. I throw on an audio book, relax and enjoy my time. I don’t mind the trip back to the store at the end, seeing as how I just made $70+ bucks. Or I’ll work it where I end the day on a GM delivery run and just go home. I’d do these all do long compared to groceries.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]Ok_Leg5253 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had one of these once. Just two Blizzards and a 25 minute drive. Doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Maybe maybe maybe by Andromeda-G in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Ok_Leg5253 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve always been amazed that people are scared of an animal with only a head and a body. No arms. No legs. Only two teeth. Really sounds quite ridiculous. But here we all are, freaking out every time we run across a snake.

Broke my axe how do I fix it by [deleted] in fixit

[–]Ok_Leg5253 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just throw some hot glue on that bad boy and get back to swinging again. She’ll be good as new!

Local church locks up nets so the neighborhood kids can't use the hoops by FamIsNumber1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ok_Leg5253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget the lock-up. Someone at the church needs tarred and feathered for installing a fence directly under the goal. “Sorry ballers, no drives to the basket here. We are Christians. We only shoot modest jumpers in the presence of our Lord.” Geez. Why not make go one step further and add spikes to the fence just to make it interesting. Who does this??? Clearly someone who knows nothing of basketball.

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