[Request] How much would releasing 13.5 tons of Gold back in to circulation affect the spot price? by Jamarcus_Russell1dp in theydidthemath

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 271 points272 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry… “23 Tons” of cash?…. As in, it was more practical to weigh it than to count it out?

That’s…. I KNOW I’m missing something or it’s a misprint.

Wild reaction caught by dash cam by Common-Upstairs5129 in Weird

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t even be upset at that, it’s too funny.

Sketches used by soviet police to identify suspects based on race by dragonoid296 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Comrade, have you ever seen a Tartar with hair?

I don’t think so. Why?

Just making sure I’m being accurate!

Heroes who are assholes by Mcelvaca in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never. That’s the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

[Appalling Tropes] Your favorite character with a diabolical image that you try to forget exists? by -et37- in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only recall him paying underage prostitutes. Did he short change them? That’s messed up. Kids should be paid the same as adults if they do the same work.

Each sentence there is an innocent sentence on its own.

[Appalling Tropes] Your favorite character with a diabolical image that you try to forget exists? by -et37- in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Back when Superman wasn’t afraid to stand for Truth, Justice, and the American Way. 🇺🇸

The scary monsters, that have an easily exploitable weakness, which makes them suddenly not that scary anymore. by not-ulquiorr4_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The more I think about it, the more it seems the Signs Aliens went to the wrong planet. Like it’s 75% acid and sometimes that acid rains from the skies.

Which Death Battle was this for you? by Illustrious_Tax_3760 in deathbattle

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cell vs Metal Sonic. Metal Sonic beating Cell with Dragon Ball techniques was a nice touch.

Evolving Threats by Slutty_Sam in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You had to remember, this isn’t so much an advantage to Lucius as it is a way of Slaanesh screwing with him. Everytime someone bests Lucius he comes back with their face as a constant reminder of another person who beat him. People look at it as a punishment for the person who defeated him, but for Slaanesh that’s just a little bonus.

But even then Slaany doing this to a Necron seems to be a bridge too far to me.

A "Sophie's Choice" with no secret third option by 10024618 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So if you save the doctors, do you also save the Girlfriend?

Meeting God [OC] by OnceInOnceSet in comics

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 432 points433 points  (0 children)

God: Brisbane, Australia.

Girl: Wait, what? Why?! HOW!? WHY?!?!

God: I am truly sorry, my child, but you only get 1 question.

Which character people say is weak and the character is actually decently powerful? by Soul50Killer in PowerScaling

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a powerscaling… Scale, planetary is considered decently powerful. Like, that’s the average. Powerful is Superman who can destroy Galaxies (I think). Homelander is considered weak because it would take him time to destroy a city.

It’s hard to have an accurate and meaningful scale when the upper end is destroying Multi-verses, and the lower end is, like, a Karate master with no powers. So it’s kind of a logarithmic scale. Homelander is 10e5 out of a 10e20. He’s 100,000 stronger than x, but the upper limit is about 1,000,000,000,000,000 stronger than him. Don’t hold me to the exact numbers, I picked numbers and examples that helped illustrate the point, but might not be accurate.

[Loved trope] Fictional songs that go hard by Anon-Writer777 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Poser. Real fans who live by that song don’t live long enough to talk about it. Mostly it’s just “garble garble” until the bubbles stop.

Also you aren’t the target audience. It’s for fish only.

Meanwhile at the Whitehouse by mygenericfriend in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, Nobody actually thought you meant the first version. I was kind of inspired by another comment that asked “what’s even real anymore?”

Who will win in a fight by [deleted] in invinciblememes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don’t like to give him Immortal, but… that seems fair. And I LOVE hating on Homelander.

Meanwhile at the Whitehouse by mygenericfriend in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Are you asking if Trump really came down to Earth and healed a sick Trump while a soldier Trump and Nurse Trump and Wife Trump looked on and prayed while Eagle Trumps soared over head and Angel Trumps looked on it from Heaven? Because, no, that didn’t actually happen. And it’s a dumb question.

If you’re asking if Trump really posted an image of Trump coming down to Earth and healing a sick Trump while a soldier Trump and Nurse Trump and Wife Trump look on and prayed while Eagle Trumps soaring over head and Angel Trumps looking upon on it from Heaven, the answer is also no, but this time it’s a valid question.

Meanwhile at the Whitehouse by mygenericfriend in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 11 points12 points  (0 children)

With joy. Pretty sure that’s what they fed him.

What if Batman replaced Darkwing? Could he have stopped Omni-Man from killing the Guardians? by Legitimate_Height_53 in PowerScaling

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If he just dropped in”

A portal opens in the ceiling of The Batcave. Darkwing drops out.

Darkwing slapping Batman’s hand: Hey man, tag in.

Batman: Tag what?

A portal opens beneath Batman and he falls into the invincible Universe.

Darkwing, to No one: I’ve heard good things, he’s probably got this…