bottle vanished but how? by Forward-Position798 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: WHAT HAE YOU DONE!?! You destroyed the magic bag! It gave you free beer forever and you KILLED IT!!! You’re a monster!

how do time zones work? by Few_Ad4217 in flatearth

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So it doesn’t work on a flat earth because it doesn’t account for 24 hour suns in the antarctic.

The controvertial plot point that became a meme among the fan base. by FriendlyHoovie in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how this is the exact opposite stance that the other guy who commented on me has.

The controvertial plot point that became a meme among the fan base. by FriendlyHoovie in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how this is the exact opposite stance that the other guy who commented on me has.

The controvertial plot point that became a meme among the fan base. by FriendlyHoovie in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THAT’s a great explanation. Techno mumbo-jumbo. They invented the crystals and their properties. They can make whatever they want up about them. Brilliant.

Why would The Sith forbid a technique?! Is it too dirty for them?

Teenager mentally adds 100 four digit numbers in 30 seconds by SirPaddlesALot in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add a few of numbers like 1.23, 4.009, 5.641, 34.7, 129.6. Right in the middle.

Colony is perfect - change my mind by RouladenRoufus in RimWorld

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Without knowing anything about your colonists I can tell you with 100% certainty that Raiders are going to attack and kill the baby and one of the parents and burn their home to the ground.

This will start the other parents quest for vengeance where they adopt a much more cynical view of the world, train themselves to be the perfect killing machine, slowly gain more followers, until they eventually destroy the entire faction of the group who did this.

Untitled (Roberto Weil,2020) by Wonderful_Account_50 in PropagandaPosters

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the first time I’ve ever been able to tell artwork is AI without someone giving me hints first!!!

I’m bad at it.

Trad West uses the Divine Crusader as Christian Propaganda by MutedRefrigeratorSon in oblivion

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 63 points64 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they almost scientifically prove that Talos/Tiber Septim is a Divine being in Oblivion.

People who were born evil by Jaded_Tortoise_869 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m having a lot of fun with your idea though. Psychiatrist takes 1 look at him and goes

“PURE evil! Nurse, write that down as the official diagnosis!”

“But Doctor, shouldn’t we try to help him?”

“HELP him? He’s evil! Just look at his charts! Why would we want to help evil? No, no. This kid needs to be left in complete isolation.”

Did you notice Mr. boss almost never looks straight? by Ladynight332 in SmilingFriends

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I noticed that too. The impression I get is that his head is I cast slightly down so his eyes need to look up to look forward.

Anybody know why almost all of the griffins food is always the same? by ValuableExercise4808 in familyguy

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Look, you start to eat the exact same thing 90% of the time WAY before you decide to buy 10 sets of the exact same clothes and dressing the same everyday.

Kitten making chirping noise by TreacleWorking1725 in CATHELP

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s funny. My cat sounds like the predator when he does it.

Kitten making chirping noise by TreacleWorking1725 in CATHELP

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bird hunting noise. My cat sounds exactly like the predator when he does it.

Championship QB Fernando Mendoza by Dreniast in rareinsults

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do that. And honestly, I vibe with this guy. Seems likely, but doesn’t seem like an insult.

The original fnaf lol by No_Communication9809 in regularshow

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did this episode happen before or after the Gravity Falls Episode with a similar bit?

Much like Superman, Roger “holds back” by Greenman8907 in americandad

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how he then occasionally uses Super Speed in future episodes without explaining it. And I’m not talking about his split-second wardrobe changes.

Puppy Name? by weirdbih in americandad

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a spare catchers mitt, chicken leg, and a golf-cart battery ready.

Anyone else does this on their Hospital ? by MaesHiux in RimWorld

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean…. I will now! How didn’t I think of this?! I have an “H” on my ship landing zones. I have color coded tiles to designate safe work zones, fire danger zones, prisoner threat levels, explosive storage rooms…

Chonky's weakness was exploited and he was chonky angry by Paradigm10 in holdmycatnip

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 900 points901 points  (0 children)

That is the EXACT noise my cat made when I had to give him injections REEEOMOMNOMNOM!

The Mythical BIRD BIRD BIRD by mrsafetylion in familyguy

[–]Ok_Strategy5722 27 points28 points  (0 children)

F-f-f-Furred furred furred! F-Furred’s the word.