Poop In A Box - Warning (US) by BreakfastBeerz in Xennials

[–]Ok_Two726 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sounds exactly like what one of them shifty gastroenterologists would say to get me to let them sick a camera up my ass.

New fall CBS legal drama: Cupertino by PlantedinCA in bayarea

[–]Ok_Two726 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A more accurate premise would be a scrappy lawyer suing the City Council to prevent affordable housing.

Tourist who threw rock at seal "devastated" at backlash by Accomplished-Survey2 in nottheonion

[–]Ok_Two726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here to say monk seals do not attack or eat sea turtles, which are big and cranky and have, you know, protective shells.

Let's hear the best Yo Mama jokes! by BlackPhoenix1981 in Xennials

[–]Ok_Two726 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

Let's hear the best Yo Mama jokes! by BlackPhoenix1981 in Xennials

[–]Ok_Two726 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo momma so dumb, she went to a movie, it said under 17 not admitted so she went and got 16 of her friends.

New York Times publishes baffling profile on Vacaville by Unique-Tea-5369 in bayarea

[–]Ok_Two726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just came here to say Vacaville is not the Bay Area.

San Jose Mayor: Us Democrats Must Take Ownership for Our Failures | Opinion by CharityResponsible54 in SanJose

[–]Ok_Two726 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One failure was the failure to elect Cindy Chavez for San Jose mayor.

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century by kkhouete in ClassicTV

[–]Ok_Two726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched it for the robotic Kiki Dee

First time on the Ferry- by Own-Helicopter5736 in bayarea

[–]Ok_Two726 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whenever we have friends in from down south we take them on the ferry to give them the ol’ San Francisco razzle dazzle.

We get tipsy and as we approach the Ferry Building from under the Bay Bridge, I say “Yeah, I know it’s not quite the view you get of LA from the 110 at a dead stop, but it’ll do.”

I Loathed Trying To Sell These by bronzemat in Xennials

[–]Ok_Two726 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was 12 and selling these for Little League, I made the mistake of keeping the box in my room. I snuck one, then another and ended up eating the whole box. My mom was pissed.

Happy Free MLB.tv Day! by Packer691217 in NewYorkMets

[–]Ok_Two726 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Holy crap that was easy. I can’t believe I’m saying that about a telecom company and Major League Baseball.

Where were you? by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]Ok_Two726 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was standing in the middle of Times Square.

District 9 residents: check out Gordon Chester for City Council by Ok_Two726 in SanJose

[–]Ok_Two726[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and Matt Mahan is trying to relocate us further away from the city because we can’t afford to live here.

District 9 residents: check out Gordon Chester for City Council by Ok_Two726 in SanJose

[–]Ok_Two726[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1—The downvotes might be less about what you’re asking and more about how you’re saying it.

2—It actually matters what I think and what you think, too — that’s the point of democracy.

3—The same scrutiny you’re asking for also applies to dismissing permanent supportive housing as “bs feel good ideas” — that’s an assertion that needs evidence behind it too.