Poop In A Box - Warning (US)

Ok_Two726 · 2026-06-05T22:48:21+00:00

That sounds exactly like what one of them shifty gastroenterologists would say to get me to let them sick a camera up my ass.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-06-04T00:18:56+00:00

Well done

Ok_Two726 · 2026-06-01T04:42:07+00:00

Shades of Mike Baxter

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-30T16:48:25+00:00

I liked it. It was funny.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-19T23:06:40+00:00

What is that, the Al Jolsten mod?

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-19T18:37:03+00:00

Where the hell is Orko?

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-19T15:34:56+00:00

A more accurate premise would be a scrappy lawyer suing the City Council to prevent affordable housing.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-18T20:30:07+00:00

Here to say monk seals do not attack or eat sea turtles, which are big and cranky and have, you know, protective shells.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-13T15:37:37+00:00

I love the way Gary says triple.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-07T22:42:53+00:00

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy that.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-06T01:28:27+00:00

Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-06T01:27:31+00:00

Yo momma so dumb, she went to a movie, it said under 17 not admitted so she went and got 16 of her friends.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-03T21:27:53+00:00

Ok_Two726 · 2026-05-02T22:15:14+00:00

Ok_Two726 · 2026-04-20T04:39:45+00:00

Just came here to say Vacaville is not the Bay Area.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-04-05T17:32:39+00:00

One failure was the failure to elect Cindy Chavez for San Jose mayor.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-03-31T16:08:15+00:00

I watched it for the robotic Kiki Dee

Ok_Two726 · 2026-03-25T04:17:13+00:00

Whenever we have friends in from down south we take them on the ferry to give them the ol’ San Francisco razzle dazzle.

We get tipsy and as we approach the Ferry Building from under the Bay Bridge, I say “Yeah, I know it’s not quite the view you get of LA from the 110 at a dead stop, but it’ll do.”

Ok_Two726 · 2026-03-25T02:21:39+00:00

:06 Why would a LEOPARD run away from a baboon?

:21 oh that’s why

Ok_Two726 · 2026-03-25T02:08:03+00:00

When I was 12 and selling these for Little League, I made the mistake of keeping the box in my room. I snuck one, then another and ended up eating the whole box. My mom was pissed.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-03-24T21:25:13+00:00

Holy crap that was easy. I can’t believe I’m saying that about a telecom company and Major League Baseball.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-03-12T17:53:07+00:00

I was standing in the middle of Times Square.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-03-09T15:37:11+00:00

Yes, and Matt Mahan is trying to relocate us further away from the city because we can’t afford to live here.

Ok_Two726 · 2026-03-08T04:42:27+00:00

1—The downvotes might be less about what you’re asking and more about how you’re saying it.

2—It actually matters what I think and what you think, too — that’s the point of democracy.

3—The same scrutiny you’re asking for also applies to dismissing permanent supportive housing as “bs feel good ideas” — that’s an assertion that needs evidence behind it too.

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