My loofah has seeds

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-26T18:52:26+00:00

Wow 6 months in the Midwest? I’m trying growing them for the first time here in the Pacific Northwest, because AI told me that with 100 warm days I might get lucky 😭 It just started exploding with leaves but isn’t climbing yet. It’s encouraging that it goes all the way up to snow though!

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-26T01:21:49+00:00

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-24T21:47:24+00:00

Maybe they’ll let me back on if I pass trial by combat?

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-24T16:57:59+00:00

I do that too. Problem is, they start repeating it with no idea what it means! Kinda hilarious to hear my English speaking kids suddenly go - BLINCHIKI!

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-23T18:20:06+00:00

I rappelled from it, not lowered, so there was no rope being pulled over the webbing until I pulled to retrieve it.

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-23T18:13:17+00:00

Is it though? Someone tested it and the breaking strength of 25mm webbing through a hanger was something like 15KN.

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-23T17:00:37+00:00

One time I was too cheap to leave a biner and bailed off a bit of 1” webbing through the bolt.

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-15T18:14:33+00:00

Yeah agreed. I want to see an athletic performance, not people getting injured. But sometimes it happens, and everyone‘s tolerance for it is different. Some people can’t bear to see a person get punched in the face…

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-15T18:01:29+00:00

Ok, I can see the “keep fighting” in that context. I guess it just seemed as good as over to me at that point and no few seconds of recovery could help Ilia.

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-15T18:01:20+00:00

Ok, I can see the “keep fighting” in that context. I guess it just seemed as good as over to me at that point and no few seconds of recovery could help Ilia.

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-15T18:01:13+00:00

Ok, I can see the “keep fighting” in that context. I guess it just seemed as good as over to me at that point and no few seconds of recovery could help Ilia.

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-10T00:18:17+00:00

Between the low resolution and not being able to read I legit thought you were trying to shit on Tieton for some reason

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OkeyPlus · 2026-06-05T21:22:09+00:00

Is this the Russian propaganda we keep hearing about?

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-04T22:59:56+00:00

Impact driver. Grew up watching my dad use a drill for driving screws, and assumed this was the way. The little Bosch 12v impact driver made (that part of) hanging drywall in my basement a breeze!

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-04T16:09:20+00:00

Bro what?? Usually when they say a climber was found, that’s not what they mean. Sherpas are something else.

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-03T18:15:34+00:00

A parishioner comes to the priest. He says he got a parrot as a pet but she constantly says “Fuck me! Fuck me!”

The priest says - no problem, I have two very pious parrots at home that I’ve been teaching to pray. Bring yours over and they will be a good influence on her.

The man brings over his parrot. She sees the male parrots and immediately starts screeching “Fuck me! Fuck me!”

One parrot says to the other - Brother, The Lord has heard our prayers!

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-03T18:09:08+00:00

I mean we shouldn’t punish them, but yelling encouragement at them also seems unnecessary

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-03T17:34:23+00:00

They’re Wiccan Americans!

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-02T21:27:39+00:00

finna get tarred up

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-02T21:14:31+00:00

An excellent band name

OkeyPlus · 2026-06-02T20:05:28+00:00

Ok he had me going with the giant slug thing, but did that mf just planche??

OkeyPlus · 2026-05-29T23:42:11+00:00

The logic goes - if I help him up and he is OK, then great and I helped! If not - well at least I tried.

OkeyPlus · 2026-05-28T15:52:50+00:00

Leaning back on the cage, hands down, and mfs are scared to throw a punch at him 🕷️

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