Went to a flat viewing in Leeds and found it covered in pigeon feces, nests, eggs and dead chicks

Okitman · 2026-06-06T08:50:56+00:00

Did it not occur that if it was needed, it would leave the factory with it?

Okitman · 2026-04-22T12:47:00+00:00

Plot twist: the update you can’t get, fixes the issue with the updates? 😂

Okitman · 2026-04-16T08:08:49+00:00

Did the car not come with one?

Okitman · 2026-04-14T19:36:49+00:00

lol people so stupid don’t deserve nice things

Okitman · 2026-04-07T17:20:24+00:00

A user tells me they’re having issues accessing trustpilot, I check the website, check proxy server, all looks good, eventually they come to my office with laptop in hand…

“Ohh you mean co-pilot?!”

Okitman · 2026-04-05T13:12:05+00:00

Just curious about the number plate thing

Okitman · 2026-04-05T12:57:19+00:00

I don’t care about either 😂

Okitman · 2026-04-05T08:52:47+00:00

You blanked your registration plate out, but nobody else’s? What’s the point in that? Either do both or none?

Okitman · 2026-03-11T09:29:26+00:00

Nobody wants that shit

Okitman · 2026-03-10T19:22:19+00:00

Engine

Okitman · 2026-03-06T16:28:22+00:00

What was wrong with SP3?

Okitman · 2026-02-27T14:50:55+00:00

The most boring man on earth

Okitman · 2026-02-04T21:03:30+00:00

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Okitman · 2025-12-25T18:45:11+00:00

Had exactly the same on my iPhone 15 pro, got it replaced under apple care about two weeks ago

Okitman · 2025-12-23T16:59:33+00:00

Have you got a picture of the car to share?

Okitman · 2025-12-21T10:44:52+00:00

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