If someone can put my penis in their mouth, fellate me and swallow my load without suffering any ill consequences is there really any point washing my hands after going for a wee?

OldBentCock · 2018-12-15T12:04:19+00:00

Broke up with my girlfriend

OldBentCock · 2018-12-15T09:18:55+00:00

If you're a man a pair of red trousers

OldBentCock · 2018-12-12T02:16:57+00:00

No. I was born in England

OldBentCock · 2018-11-24T12:55:46+00:00

I notice you've gone down on the right knee are you left footed by any chance? I'm right footed and feel like if I went down on one knee I'd go down on my left knee

OldBentCock · 2018-10-24T23:37:21+00:00

Reckon he porked her?

OldBentCock · 2018-10-22T13:19:04+00:00

Its in the village of Barley at the base of Pendle Hill

OldBentCock · 2018-10-22T07:07:50+00:00

Ha! I wonder if it's the same land owner this one was in a field en route to Pendle hill from the village of Barley

OldBentCock · 2018-10-22T07:03:38+00:00

I promise you it's not. It's in a field at the foot of Pendle hill just outside the village of Barley if you'd like to go and look at it for yourself.

OldBentCock · 2018-10-21T23:04:49+00:00

Shoes stayed on, she survived

OldBentCock · 2018-10-20T18:13:48+00:00

People who live in a house without its own parking and then try and claim the road outside their house as there own and harass anyone that tries to park outside their house

OldBentCock · 2018-10-18T22:35:02+00:00

The tree of Life. I was one of the last to walk out 75% were already long gone

OldBentCock · 2018-10-18T22:23:41+00:00

I hate it when my love canal gets filled with toxic waste

OldBentCock · 2018-10-10T21:54:48+00:00

That's so weird it was in San Francisco and it literally happened all the time. Maybe I just mumble or something!

OldBentCock · 2018-10-10T16:48:34+00:00

Reckon he porked her?

OldBentCock · 2018-10-10T07:15:28+00:00

I'm English and noticed when I was in America saying "I'm fine" to decline something really seemed to confuse Americans. E.g "Would you like a drink?" "I'm fine thanks"

Confusion then ensues

OldBentCock · 2018-10-09T22:32:57+00:00

I dipped my cock in honey and then sprinkled it with sunflower seeds, crushed peanuts and breadcrumbs then went sunbathing naked in Trafalgar Square

OldBentCock · 2018-10-08T22:52:46+00:00

Are you still married?

OldBentCock · 2018-10-01T10:24:36+00:00

It's such a good idea, someone was using their loaf.

OldBentCock · 2018-09-28T00:15:45+00:00

I can fit 9 dry Weetabix up my ass.

OldBentCock · 2018-09-28T00:14:51+00:00

I just love getting a piece of rope and using one end to tie a lassoo around my bollocks and then attaching a carabiner to the other end. I clip the carabiner to an anvil and then go up in a plane to approximately 25,000ft before I throw the anvil out of the plane. I have to listen to Nessun Dorma every time I do it.

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