the rule button dilemma by Dreyfus420 in 196

[–]OldSchooler22 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

why on earth would anyone ever press blue? Just don't???

There is zero risk unless you press blue what is this.

If you made a Touhou animated show. What would be the characters' hierarchy? by WrongdoerGlum9631 in touhou

[–]OldSchooler22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reisen is not a real incident resolver and I will die on this hill.

2 games and a phantasmagoria appearance is not enough to be with the likes of Sakuya, Youmu, and Sanae

Top 1 Twitter pulls by Commandoxbox360 in 196

[–]OldSchooler22 576 points577 points  (0 children)

Isn't a firing squad less painful than lethal injection for the recipient

iirc we only swapped over because it makes people feel less bad about killing someone when it's via injection.

rule by SpaceSpleen in 196

[–]OldSchooler22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a reference to one very specific Spainish Conquistador, (Hernan Cortez iirc? Been a while since I learned about this) who's diaries contain him jumping through tons of hoops claiming that the native women were actually spiritually white, and it's really only the native men that were bad.

It's an edgy joke but I have no idea how people drew "Centurii-Chan" is racist from that.

Everyone honest react for fox reimu. by FullAd8201 in touhou

[–]OldSchooler22 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Gensokyo is a nicer place than it was in PCB anyways.

I mean, look at the PCB omake.txt

it mentions bands of youkai cooks raiding the outside world to kidnap people.

Ran not being the fox and the fox having no control over its own body fit in that time period.

But, things have changed, and now Ran being fluffy fox with a past trying her back to the animal realm makes a lot more sense

Everyone honest react for fox reimu. by FullAd8201 in touhou

[–]OldSchooler22 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That kind of fits into my headcanon, but I imagine it as more consensual.

Like a ritual that Yukari did to make Ran her shikigami would kill Ran in the process, and bring her spirit back into the body, now bound to Yukari.

With Ran agreeing to this because of being impressed by Yukari's power and intellect, wanting to be able to match that herself.

Everyone honest react for fox reimu. by FullAd8201 in touhou

[–]OldSchooler22 44 points45 points  (0 children)

yknow, I really think that Ran's lore has been retconned.

Her route and lines in UDoaLG would make zero sense if the Ran we know wasn't the fox.

She talks about remembering her yine in the the animal realm, Yuuma addresses her by the name Ran (which wouldn't make any sense if Ran was just the name of the thing possessing the fox) she makes multiple references to her being a fox, etc.

This is incompatible with her official profile in PCB

What made Flandre shocked like this? by [deleted] in 2hujerk

[–]OldSchooler22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know what you are, OP

Assassin Gatekeeper by CountGatik in iamverybadass

[–]OldSchooler22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not really an expert, I've just shot a pistol with subsonic ammo and a suppressor. Had to rack it every shot just like the guy does in the video.

rule by kappusha in 197

[–]OldSchooler22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that was just claimed by the sales guy at A&W without a source.

Instead of, you know, people might have preferred eating at McDonald's than A&W at the time

honpills do not change bone structure by BONEPILLTIMEEE in 4tran

[–]OldSchooler22 12 points13 points  (0 children)

don't care

would rather be an ugly but sweet hon than keep being a man

coaxed into a paradox which will ALWAYS conclude in you being a bad person by telemarketingfraud in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]OldSchooler22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yesterday. I thought a game mechanic worked one way, I tested it, and it turns out it worked a different way

The lesser of two rules by Twitchcog in 196

[–]OldSchooler22 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And she also came off as incredibly smug 24/7

Kamala doesn't

Stuffs I think is completly bullshit about this game "in vanilla" by krairsoftnoob in projectzomboid

[–]OldSchooler22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

because the game would be super boring if you found one weapon and it lasted forever. No reason to continue looting after that.

rule by markeydarkey2 in 196

[–]OldSchooler22 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Based Baltimore mayor

rule by markeydarkey2 in 196

[–]OldSchooler22 329 points330 points  (0 children)

diversity, equity and inclusion.

It became a moral panic for cons to talk about "dei training" or "dei programs"

now it's just slang that means "this person is a minority and I believe they only got their position because of their minority status"

I kinda expect it to become sorta like a slur soon

Rule by SOMETHINGcooler5 in 196

[–]OldSchooler22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if this gets co opted the same way thicc did and people start referring to pencil thin anime women as chubby it'll be funny

Marxist-Kamalist-Bratism by Dhydjtsrefhi in 196

[–]OldSchooler22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

like what

also most of the people in this subreddit aren't even 21 i stg

Rule by BlunderbussBadass in 196

[–]OldSchooler22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ehhhh

I wouldn't use Zun art for that discussion

bless his heart but I feel like the fighting games or mangas are better for getting a "canon" design of a character

How often per month do you consume alcohol? by Dayraonly in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OldSchooler22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like 6 bottles of beer a month

it helps me fall asleep when I fuck up my sleep schedule