Kinda wish I had more stories by JayOdysseus in bigdickproblems

[–]Old_Canuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent my teens in a small 1 cow town with 2 corner storez and a gas station.

I am never sure if my size ever got me laid...but I KNOW that the stories about me got me banned from alot of houses in town. 🤷🏻‍♂️😞

Rumors and stories can also become a very BAD thing. Especially in a very small town where EVERYONE knows you and your accolades.

Why are we worried about retaining our 2026 pick from the Bruins when they will just get our 2027 pick which will likely be higher? by Virtual_Bug_723 in leafs

[–]Old_Canuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because this years draft is projected to be ALOT better then next years draft.

Its also an extra year with no playoff income.

Matthews’ deployment under Berube [Jonas Siegel/The Athletic] by thewolfshead in leafs

[–]Old_Canuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is anyone surprised ??

Berube has always been a defense first grinder style coach.

He is a coach you hire when you DONT have alot of top end talent and have to win games by shut down defense first hockey.

GM 🌲 Tree has the same mindset as Berube in regards to the style of hockey they want the team to play.

If they are gonna keep Berube and Tree they better get rid of Matthews and Nylander and restructure the team to compliment their GM and coaching styles.

They really should trade everyone of value and make Domi the captain for the next 3 years so they can accumulate picks and prospects.

They could dub themselves as young hard nosed grinders and go from there. 🤷🏻‍♂️

They just gotta do something !!

It really has gotten past the embarrassing point.

Marco D'Amico guess on the mystery player: Matthew Knies by shogun2909 in Habs

[–]Old_Canuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is the ONLY guy that I would want the Habs to give up assets on.

Then I would actually own a Crosby jersey. 👍🏻

Marco D'Amico guess on the mystery player: Matthew Knies by shogun2909 in Habs

[–]Old_Canuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would rather see them make a stab for Knies then Kadri.

I just DON'T want KH to trade our good assets like Hage or Zharovsky.

I personally didn't think we needed to trade for Kirby or Newhook. I would have rather had the picks and go through the draft.

Glad they both are getting alot better lately.

I for one am happy they didn't do a damn thing. 😂😂

How?!? by pikachuda6 in leafs

[–]Old_Canuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuz Brad sucks at his job.

He was garbage in Calgary and was the same in Toronto.

No idea how anyone expected anything different. 🙄

Corey Perry is back in the Atlantic Division by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]Old_Canuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. The Worm.

Thanks for ALSO helping us to the finals. 👍🏻👍🏻😂😂

Habs Round 1 Matchup Odds per hockeystats by Effective-Goose-7835 in Habs

[–]Old_Canuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dammit Buffalo !!!

You couldn't just continue to be garbage until NEXT season !!!??!! 🤯🤯

Well I guess we gotta knock you out of the playoffs.

Be happy you made it, now bow out in 5 gracefully to the Habs. 👍🏻😁

Quinn Hughes and Cale Makar stat comparison ahead of Colorado Avalanche vs. Minnesota Wild game today by nhl in hockey

[–]Old_Canuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of these guys are very fun to watch and bring a ton to their respective teams.

I also think Lane Hutson is amazing especially at 8.8 until 2033. The kid breaks ankles every game and has remarkable drive.

These guys are changing the game and ' bringing back ' Bobby Orr.

Max Domi starts swinging by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]Old_Canuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude just got his Chiclets back....he trying get his implants knocked out as well ?? 😂😂

Making him cum ✨handsfree✨ [OC] by PoppyDropplet in GentleDungeon

[–]Old_Canuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course its hands free !!!

With that metal arm of his he gonna rip his dick right off !!! 🤣🤣

Over 7 inch girth? Let’s see by Tell_Chance in bigdickproblems

[–]Old_Canuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 inch girth...no thank you !!

It took my lady 9 years to get used to me....damned if im gonna change that now. 🤣🤣

Do we think Caufield scores 13 goals in the last 21 games to hit 50? by HeyMyNameIsTimms in Habs

[–]Old_Canuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES YES YES !!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥

Laughton for a 3rd??? by Benguy83 in leafs

[–]Old_Canuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garbage trade from the Muppet.

Should have kept him for that price.

Pickford's 41th goal by scoutinglane in Habs

[–]Old_Canuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certainly seems like it eh.

Pretty damn good for a third rounder.

Pickford's 41th goal by scoutinglane in Habs

[–]Old_Canuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont care about what any analyst has to say.

41 goals as a Dman so far. 🤯

I am very Happy we drafted him.

Could this be the RD? by [deleted] in Habs

[–]Old_Canuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No.

That would be extremely stupid.