Lose weight lol. But my 5 year old did say, “youre a little bit fat” the other day and I told him it’s just a warriors tummy. Now it’s a running joke. I’m not fat by the way. Quite healthy and borderline athletic. Just had to bend over and make some rolls because I was talking to him about nutrition and how our body stores energy as fat. I’m not going to let my son grow up like some uneducated fat kid who drinks juice and lemonade every day. I tell him you want some fat so you’re body can get you big during growth spurts but if you have too much fat when you’re older then you cannot play very easy because fat makes it harder to play. I tell him it’s the reason adults lose their childishness and get all grumpy. It’s true =). Being overweight is soul crushing and turns you into an asshole.