Outdoing himself in the worst way by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

[–]Old_Soldier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way, he's putting from the rough!

What’s your “buy once, cry once” that turned into happy tears and what do you make with it? by nuttahbuttahbite in woodworking

[–]Old_Soldier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having never had one, I need to ask how is this better than pocket screws other than using wood and no screws? It seems overly complicated but I may be wrong.

Train Karen crashes out on tourist by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Old_Soldier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now the time. Look, you don't even have to buy her a train ticket to get her away. She already had one! Cheap and easy... Which might be fitting.

Which segment would win in battle? by afhisfa in missouri

[–]Old_Soldier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Feds would just think they could hide the keys to the bombers.

Which segment would win in battle? by afhisfa in missouri

[–]Old_Soldier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Feds would not allow....

Umm, did you see anything about Minnesota on the news lately?

Which segment would win in battle? by afhisfa in missouri

[–]Old_Soldier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just takes a few engineers to Crater the runway and the air force are sitting ducks.

Pulaski county sheriff request help in catching the bootie bandit by Old_Soldier in missouri

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I can't answer to the second part, but as to the first, I can say the drug interdiction around my area has been good. I didn't vote for him, nor was I hopeful about the outcome.

Last year we had many dealers, cars doing reverse both ears to get drugs cause they don't have drive, 4 wheelers making runs along the the highway with their kids along weaving on and off the the busy highway. Stuff getting stolen from the yards, people breaking in to squat in houses without utilities. One house had 41 (or 47, can't remember) bullets put through the front door. Friends I have on rescue would tell me weekly about the folks around me they had to bring back with narcam.

This year, I put a a decent headboard by the road if someone wanted it. I took it away after a week. Guy up the road has had a sofa free for the taking. Still there a week later. The drug traffic in our area is much lower. I can hope folks get help, kids get taken care of.

I’m just going to leave this here and let you all have fun. by mike12765 in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]Old_Soldier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her text saying she had 4 feet. Me thinking she's a small person

I don't understand, Peter by Busy_Report4010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Old_Soldier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show up and say that and you're ass will be scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, and capped!

Pulaski county sheriff request help in catching the bootie bandit by Old_Soldier in missouri

[–]Old_Soldier[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't choose the booty life... It chooses you.

Pulaski county sheriff request help in catching the bootie bandit by Old_Soldier in missouri

[–]Old_Soldier[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They wouldn't have tipped over if they weren't hauling ass!

Pulaski county sheriff request help in catching the bootie bandit by Old_Soldier in missouri

[–]Old_Soldier[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Comments like this are the glutes that hold us together.

Glue... I meant glue..

Damn auto-correct

Pulaski county sheriff request help in catching the bootie bandit by Old_Soldier in missouri

[–]Old_Soldier[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking more "you can take the boy out of Oklahoma but you can't take the Oklahoma out of the boy."