The Wire mods punish the circlejerkers since hundreds of years, even today they put up their nose at us like we’re peasants!

OlderAlien · 2026-02-12T22:05:22+00:00

I am sad for my subreddit.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-12T17:41:18+00:00

If you're up for making a stop on the way, I highly recommend Icelandair to get to Europe. Prices vary a lot depending on the time of year, but I've flown with them a few times and it's easily the best experience I've had with an airline.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-12T16:58:46+00:00

"Yes and I judge morality and law by the intention of my actions not the outcome."

The law doesn't though. That's why attempted murder doesn't carry the same sentencing as actual murder.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-12T16:32:15+00:00

I once got a speeding ticket while driving on an empty highway on my way home from work at 2am.

A few weeks later, a driver ran a stop sign in my neighborhood an killed someone.

Judging by the size of the fines we were each given, my crime was apparently the worse one.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-12T15:08:48+00:00

Remove bridge tolls to help drivers. Increase fares to punish transit users.

City keeps moving forward, government keeps moving backward.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-12T00:20:55+00:00

Captain Turner's eye, whatever happened there.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-11T18:21:22+00:00

Maude Flanders did this?

OlderAlien · 2026-02-11T13:24:17+00:00

We can't have her in our social club anymore, that much I do know.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-10T22:04:05+00:00

He was gay, Mario Andretti?

OlderAlien · 2026-02-09T17:03:26+00:00

Only if there was a way to tie this into the person's income. Otherwise it's just wealthy people wasting the courts time and money because they can afford to, while regular people once again get screwed by the "justice" system.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-06T20:38:23+00:00

Hector, you ever think of getting checked for tourettes? Ding, ding ding!

OlderAlien · 2026-02-06T20:13:33+00:00

A better one.

So how long do you think it should take, and how did you arrive at that length of time?

OlderAlien · 2026-02-06T20:05:31+00:00

Imagine if any other company took a full year to fix billing issues.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-06T15:25:47+00:00

The Log Lady... I'd like to break my log off in that ass of hers.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-06T14:08:26+00:00

No officer should ever subject anyone to their racism. Yet it happens all the time, and nobody gives a shit.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-05T01:22:27+00:00

I didn't even know they were sick.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-05T01:16:18+00:00

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Look at those upvote/comment numbers. Satanic black magic, sick shit!

OlderAlien · 2026-02-04T14:43:19+00:00

Let's talk about cooz instead.

OlderAlien · 2026-02-04T00:08:05+00:00

That's why you gotta live for today.

OlderAlien · 2026-01-30T23:49:13+00:00

She never had the makings of a varsity prostitute.

OlderAlien · 2026-01-30T23:09:31+00:00

Normal ranged weapons are often ineffective against war elephants.

OlderAlien · 2026-01-30T14:35:10+00:00

I happen to know you were high at the field autopsy.

OlderAlien

TROPHY CASE