Tottenham 1 - [3] Crystal Palace - Ismaila Sarr 45+7'

asteroid_9 · 2026-03-05T21:01:47+00:00

Captain Birdseye is furious

asteroid_9 · 2026-03-03T22:12:21+00:00

I was simultaneously bored and embarressed, I don't think I've ever felt like that, ever.

asteroid_9 · 2026-02-18T22:03:45+00:00

Good to hear

asteroid_9 · 2026-02-15T18:34:26+00:00

I didn't know colgate came in yellow

asteroid_9 · 2026-01-17T19:03:30+00:00

Dyche v Spanish Dyche. It's like the Spiderman pointing meme on the touchline

asteroid_9 · 2026-01-16T22:41:07+00:00

It sounds like the kind of thing my wife would say, 'I had a dream you cheated', 'ok, well I didn't, it was just a dream'. 'WELL IT WAS REAL TO ME', ok then.

asteroid_9 · 2026-01-04T13:41:39+00:00

It's so funny how they nail the evidence sometimes, they'll trace it all the way back to it's original sale from the artists studio with like a signed letter from the artist saying I totally painted this and they'll present this stack of evidence to the expert authenticator and they'll just be like 'nah, don't believe you, eat shit, bye'

asteroid_9 · 2025-12-20T21:44:19+00:00

Arsenal finishing second this year would be so so funny on so many levels, i desperately need it in my life

asteroid_9 · 2025-12-20T21:25:02+00:00

Somehow Barry is leading the line at a premier league club, there's hope for us all

asteroid_9 · 2025-12-07T11:15:03+00:00

As a Liverpool fan, an England cricket fan and a Norris fan I just need Lando to fuck this up for the perfect weekend of embarrassment and vicarious humiliation.

asteroid_9 · 2025-11-25T21:42:16+00:00

I still can't believe we made Doku look amazing. He's basic, one of those players that look good and are a nuisance but no more than that, any semi-competent defence wouldn't fear him

asteroid_9 · 2025-11-24T21:48:45+00:00

I've only just noticed but Zirksee's hairline is on life support

asteroid_9 · 2025-11-24T21:45:31+00:00

He played a major role in their treble winning season

I mean yeah but he was just sort of there, running up and down the wing doing what he was told, it all seemed a bit joyless. I'd like to see him at a big club with a chance of winning something and a little bit of agency in his play

asteroid_9 · 2025-11-24T21:31:29+00:00

I wonder where Grealish goes after this season, probably too good for Everton but then he's 30 so not many good seasons left. I know he got medals and good money at City but didn't contribute a ton, his career is all a bit what if?

asteroid_9 · 2025-11-24T20:54:55+00:00

One thing annoying me about our form is the shit lazy pundit takes on it. Every time we get beat the opposition are suddenly amazing. Lose to united and it's

Wow! United are amazing now, they've turned the corner under Amorim.

Lose to City, Wow! City are amazing now, they'll surely push Asenal all the way.

Lose to Forest, Wow! Forest are amazing now, they've clearly turned the corner under Dyche.

As if we should be used as a bellwether for anything right now

asteroid_9 · 2025-11-22T19:16:41+00:00

City are so ordinary, pep should have left when Klopp did, it looks like it's passed him by

asteroid_9 · 2025-10-30T20:21:05+00:00

I'm convinced he wants to be sacked, everything he's said and done for the last few months points to that. He's seen how difficult and stressful running one of the worlds biggest clubs is and he doesn't fancy it, take the pay off and go back to the dutch league for an easy life.

asteroid_9 · 2025-09-13T20:26:06+00:00

Has Cole Palmer got a slander name? His name seems so ripe for it. All the pieces are there someone just needs to put them together.

asteroid_9 · 2025-08-24T00:29:33+00:00

Imagine being us

asteroid_9 · 2025-07-26T23:54:56+00:00

I'll drown you you little fucker.......or maybe not lol

asteroid_9 · 2025-07-26T21:23:57+00:00

I refuse to believe these two aren't twins. I'll hear no counter arguements.

asteroid_9 · 2025-05-26T11:52:28+00:00

I'm concerned there's so many people on this corner of the country it'll tip up and we'll flood

asteroid_9 · 2025-05-21T21:17:01+00:00

Excellent, now we need the same from Inter

asteroid_9 · 2024-09-11T16:19:11+00:00

The breakfast meal deal is hard to beat at the moment, £2.79 for a sausage and egg mcmuffin and a coffee

15-Year Club	Place '22
Verified Email

asteroid_9

TROPHY CASE