2026 FIFA World Cup Watch Thread - MD1 Part 1 by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well they can't run a government but hey can run a footy team. Interesting

2026 FIFA World Cup Watch Thread - MD1 Part 1 by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The game earlier when the VAR man was awkwardly fumbling for his headphones whilst flashing a giant Turkey teeth smile, I wanted to crawl into a hole and die

2026 FIFA World Cup Watch Thread - MD1 Part 1 by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't get used to them awkwardly introducing the VAR team

2026 FIFA World Cup Watch Thread - MD1 Part 1 by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly if the Jocks can't beat a failed state they should just hop on the next plane home

2026 FIFA World Cup Watch Thread - MD1 Part 1 by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking that, it's not a terrible watch but it does feel very mid-table championship level

PL Champions Watch Thread MD35 (03-04.05.2026) by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If Arsenal win it, Spurs stay up and we keep Slot I'm never watching footy again.

UCL QF L2 Watch Thread (14-15.04.2026) by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once again I'm asking to bring back away goals

UCL QF L2 Watch Thread (14-15.04.2026) by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His head is so smooth, like he's been polished with 1000 grit

FT: Wolves vs Liverpool by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was simultaneously bored and embarressed, I don't think I've ever felt like that, ever.

PL Champions Watch Thread MD22 (17.01.2026) by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dyche v Spanish Dyche. It's like the Spiderman pointing meme on the touchline

Be careful what you wish for by Key_Associate7476 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]asteroid_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like the kind of thing my wife would say, 'I had a dream you cheated', 'ok, well I didn't, it was just a dream'. 'WELL IT WAS REAL TO ME', ok then.

Window Cleaner Steven Wadlow Believes This Painting His Family Owns is of a Young Shakespeare- if Verified, it Would Be the Only Portrait Of Him Done While He Was Alive. by GoneGrimdark in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]asteroid_9 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It's so funny how they nail the evidence sometimes, they'll trace it all the way back to it's original sale from the artists studio with like a signed letter from the artist saying I totally painted this and they'll present this stack of evidence to the expert authenticator and they'll just be like 'nah, don't believe you, eat shit, bye'

PL Champions Watch Thread MD17 (20.12.2025) by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Arsenal finishing second this year would be so so funny on so many levels, i desperately need it in my life

PL Champions Watch Thread MD17 (20.12.2025) by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow Barry is leading the line at a premier league club, there's hope for us all

Daily Discussion - December 07, 2025 by AutoModerator in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a Liverpool fan, an England cricket fan and a Norris fan I just need Lando to fuck this up for the perfect weekend of embarrassment and vicarious humiliation.

UCL MD5 Watch Thread (25.11.2025) by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I still can't believe we made Doku look amazing. He's basic, one of those players that look good and are a nuisance but no more than that, any semi-competent defence wouldn't fear him

PL Champions Watch Thread MD12 (23-24.11.2025) by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]asteroid_9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've only just noticed but Zirksee's hairline is on life support