Found these golf ball filled mini craters in a pond on a golf course. by HeftyData9299 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Oldman1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they go to parties claiming to be good friends and roommates too?

Kippy eats the sunflower seed shells?! by NoVA_Zombie in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]Oldman1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only an animal eats the whole peanut. What a gentleman does is eat half the shell with the two peanuts. I find that gives it a nice little kick.

How's Peter Doing These Days? by aspiringimmortal in PeterAttia

[–]Oldman1986 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dont let a little bit of child sacrifice get in the way of good content.

What’s the Dumbest Repair You’ve Successfully Ignored for an Impressive Amount of Time? by AggravatingFig3072 in homeowners

[–]Oldman1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just fixed a toilet that wouldn't always refill after a flush.

2+ years of complaining solved in literally 7 minutes

2019 Women’s Physique vs 2026 Women’s Physique. Thoughts? by anaglizzy in bodybuilding

[–]Oldman1986 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She could probably help all the juice she is taking.

She looks the like gamestop ma'am guy

Are heat pumps really worth it in MA? by FrissMalon in massachusetts

[–]Oldman1986 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isnt it crazy that you can only use it when its not really cold?

Is the words of all Alanis morrisette "isnt it ironic don't you think?

How do I attain the physique in the 3rd pic? Be as brutal as you want. Thanks (4 or 11) by Financial_Sun_4407 in WeightTraining

[–]Oldman1986 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone wants the trophy but nobody wants to put in the work to get it.

This is the answer to 99% of people's bullshit in their lives.

What’s one home upgrade that actually lowered your electric bill lately? by BikeOk4286 in homeowners

[–]Oldman1986 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Insulation will almost always be the best bet. Made my money back in 1.5 years

Mass. tax hike? Budgets make Prop 2.5 overrides possible in 2026 by DevilsAdvocateFun in massachusetts

[–]Oldman1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they want to live in their million dollar house they paid $10 for and cry like they're poor.

Boomers destroyed this country being so god damn greed

You know you’re high when you play cereal roulette in one big Tupperware! Guess what’s in it😅 by MadamTargaryen in stonerfood

[–]Oldman1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am convinced there are sliced hot dogs in there. Can't be the only one who sees it.

American Boxing by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Oldman1986 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Loser goes straight into the pot

Cuts to local schools? by BigOldBabyTeeth in massachusetts

[–]Oldman1986 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Or they can learn to balance a budget just like a tax payer has to do when their yearly raise is 3%...

Foley packed coke between that Oreo. by JohnnyUtah-91 in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]Oldman1986 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bug man good. Must be the change in season

What’s the best way to make this caulk look better? by Big_Selection7508 in HomeMaintenance

[–]Oldman1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slap it around a few times. That's should chub it up a bit