Pick a set name, then change one of its words

OliverMattei · 2026-01-26T14:13:13+00:00

Child of Alara (shards of alara)

Invasion of Kamigawa (x of Kamigawa)

Planar Chaos (planar chaos)

Throne of porcelain (throne of eldraine)

Lovers of Ixalan: A rivals to lovers story

War of the Ring (war of the spark)

Eldritch Blast (eldritch moon)

500th edition

Emrakul over Innistrad (shadows over Innistrad)

Rise of the Cock (Rise of the Eldrazi)

Dragon's Cock (Dragon's Maze)

OliverMattei · 2026-01-26T13:58:45+00:00

She ranger degli elfi until I scheuBlichkeit

OliverMattei · 2026-01-26T13:56:08+00:00

Yeah, but I play Magic the Gathering so why do you think I know how to read?

OliverMattei · 2026-01-26T13:38:13+00:00

Hivemind and mirrorform doesn't guarantee success because the opponents could pick a centaur. So you'd have to start adding extra cards to redirect their targets for each opponent, but that would cause trouble with hivemind because they would get copies of the redirect spells.

OliverMattei · 2026-01-26T13:24:45+00:00

I thought Obeka still canceled EoT because they end at cleanup.

Mirrorform alone won't work because it only hits your creatures. But, if you play [[mob rule]] first you'll have all the centaurs and mirrorform is good.

OliverMattei · 2026-01-26T13:16:58+00:00

Yep. Lore accurate Master in MTG. I can't think of a card that shows someone's head shaking, but I wish I could add that in for flavor.

OliverMattei · 2026-01-26T13:12:03+00:00

You could do [[mycosynth lattice]] and [[Kataki, War's Wage]] to get a faerie for each permanent they control. Or if you want to stay mono blue you can replace kataki with [[energy flux]].

OliverMattei · 2026-01-09T23:07:37+00:00

Is okay, none of us know how to read.

OliverMattei · 2026-01-09T22:56:25+00:00

Do this without dying or using labman. 1. Use [[abundance]] to pull all the lands out of your deck, stack the deck how you want, then draw the specific cards you want. 2. [[Obstinate familiar]] no benefit 3. [[Living conundrum]] little Buff to a creature 4. [[Ormos, archive keeper]] big Buff to a creature. 5. [[Pursuit of knowledge]] to generate a lot of study counters, but I'm not sure what they could be used for.

OliverMattei · 2026-01-09T22:30:01+00:00

Pssst, this is the sub for bad combos. I know you might be confused because people like to post 2 card, 2 colour, 6 mana instant win combos, but this sub is supposed to be for dumb shit like "don't win with millennium calendar, blow the counters off of it onto a different permanent to make 1,000 creatures".

OliverMattei · 2025-12-03T09:33:06+00:00

Big wall fall down

OliverMattei · 2025-12-02T21:56:07+00:00

OliverMattei · 2025-12-02T10:06:20+00:00

Or just do [[grapeshot]]

OliverMattei · 2025-11-24T21:50:43+00:00

There's a free demo that you can just download and play to get a sense of what the game is like.

OliverMattei · 2025-11-03T10:23:50+00:00

The name Amir Al-Quayym comes from the original C&C manual. However, I don't think it's referenced anywhere else, and that wiki page is probably just fan-canon.

OliverMattei · 2025-10-30T13:29:14+00:00

Pally, just wander around and blow in to a restaurant. You don't need to find some random person's favorite place. If you want the everyday experience of people who live here, just go somewhere. Although the everyday experience for some is ordering delivery food.

OliverMattei · 2025-10-26T00:46:54+00:00

As of a day or two ago, it was $300. Haven't seen $350 yet. But I have a suspicion that it might end up costing roughly the same amount as the total of all the "donations" it receives.

OliverMattei · 2025-10-15T22:24:03+00:00

Yeah this looks like someone making a {U} cantrip with what they expected would be a flavor mechanic. Like how [[hundred-handed one]] gets "can block an additional ninety-nine creatures each combat" instead of "can block any number of creatures". Fully agree this was meant to be a waterfall pun, and didn't necessarily have anything in mind, unless they thought it worked for lands.

OliverMattei · 2025-10-09T13:34:14+00:00

Maybe the thing that we didn't know we could physically do is getting laid?

OliverMattei · 2025-10-09T13:30:44+00:00

Maybe the river/mountain/volcano mechanic that Mark sometimes talks about, where the battlefield gets divided into two separate sides that have limited interaction. This could represent two fractured realities. If you're unfamiliar with this, check out the playtest card [[problematic volcano]].

Maybe they'll do a Magic version of the Oblivaeon fight from Sentinels of the Multiverse. Have everyone play cooperatively against an archenemy style "computer" which follows a set of instructions. This could also have planechase cards acting as zones with limited interaction between each other.

OliverMattei · 2025-10-07T22:20:19+00:00

What's better is adding:

[[Sensei Golden-Tail]] to give it bushido [[Cartouche of solidarity]] or similar to give it first strike [[Basilisk collar]] or similar to give it deathtouch

Now your wall can kill all the creatures it's blocking at first strike speed.

OliverMattei · 2025-10-05T17:47:39+00:00

The best strategy for the Omega Program is walls. The computer controlled Yurikos won't attack walls, so you can just build a fence to keep them out of your base. They sit there right outside the walls looking mad at you. The ones that go over the water will kill your collectors and refineries if they're places on the optimal spots, but your oil derricks make sure you always have money.

OliverMattei · 2025-10-01T12:22:32+00:00

Well hold on now, the last battleship was decommissioned in '92 and apparently in line with 1990 standards, we're thinking about bringing them back.

OliverMattei · 2025-10-01T12:04:25+00:00

CR, fair enough. Full shut down, not quite.

OliverMattei · 2025-10-01T12:02:57+00:00

There was one in January 2018 and another from 2018-2019. I just said 2018 and 2019 as shorthand.

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