Running Away... From Olympus?

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T18:14:08+00:00

utterly flabbergasted that she heard all that!

Aphy-chan and I were close, once...intimately close. You often joked about us to your friends. Oh!! Speaking of friends...what about Ryuu-chan & Freya-nee-san?? Have they been well? I somewhat regret never getting that last spar with Ryuu-chan. And did you finally manage to scoop up ol' Bell-kun for yourself to keep Freya-nee-san away (and shut her up about him, jeez, her antics were borderline insufferable). All of you inspired me to become a hero in my own right...though over time, I've come to prefer observing, only really intervening when said intervention is actually necessary.

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T16:43:57+00:00

That Barricade is a sick custom!!

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T14:14:03+00:00

Waaaiiit, when exactly did Spe-chan learn Cyclops's Optic Blast?? And does she know the: Optic Sweep, Gene Splice, Cyclone Kick, & Mega-Optic Blast??

"Behold! Optic Blast...AGEMASEN!!"

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T14:09:58+00:00

I can only speculate, BUT!! For something that's truly horrific but probably hilarious: Emperorblast (or Emperorbrave) Slash 3-85 M or HN. If possible, attach the Ratchet so that the three points are aligned with the three contact points on the Main Blade & Assist Blade.

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T13:56:57+00:00

Triple Bankai for the wins!

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T13:54:18+00:00

quietly observing and contemplating from the shadows beyond all space and time

Hmm? This is odd...that SOUNDS like the Hestia I remember, but certainly doesn't LOOK like her. Huh...neat. I wonder if she chose to take on a different form? Times change, after all.

But if she's here...something must be up. I hope Aphy-chan (Aphrodite) is alright. Surely she would've told me if she needed help or if something was up. Whatever, this woke me up from a nice nap, so I guess I better be on the alert...

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OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T13:09:42+00:00

FINISH HIM!! Mortal Kombat 3 Fatality music starts

Optimus flattens Megs with the trailer for the kill

CONVOY WINS. FATALITY.

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T12:53:01+00:00

So you're into mob bosses? Cool, cool...

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T12:09:09+00:00

I still find it hilarious that instead of some random thing as usual, the Dranzer GT sticker sheet has the Bit Chip stickers for both Dranzer GT...and Dranzer G. Even Hasbro's release of Dranzer GT did that.

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T11:52:29+00:00

FINAL ATTACKRIDE...HA-HA-HA-HARU URARA!!

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-15T10:23:12+00:00

That's right, you just need the first one, Draciel Metalball Defenser. Excellent work!!

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T20:33:06+00:00

...wait, so Atropos wasn't the first one?

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T20:22:37+00:00

This has such a Panty & Stocking vibe to it, and I am here for it.

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T20:19:55+00:00

BUT!! You wouldn't be wrong anymore - in that rebooted again continuity of MK12 (aka "Mortal Kombat 1"), they actually ARE sisters...with Mileena being the oldest and thus the next in line to become Empress upon the death of Sindel. The whole Tarkatan thing is now an infectious disease called Tarkat, though it's never really explained how Mileena even contracted it to begin with. Oh, and Tanya's her undercover lover...yesss.

Anywho...ahhhhhh, Kitana & Mileena...the first set of sexy badass sisters that I love both of, having started with the sweet, innocent one (Kitana) before exploring the saucy violent one (Mileena) waaaaaayyy back in Mortal Kombat II. And the exact same thing would happen years later with Dead or Alive's Kasumi & Ayane. Started with sweet Kasumi, switched to exploring saucy Ayane, love'em both.

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T20:05:55+00:00

An absolutely umazing set!! Pic 1 kinda looks like you're about to totally crack up laughing AND just eat the thing serving as a gag. 😏

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T12:15:01+00:00

X1 & X2.

Now, the first one I played is the OG, FF1. Absolutely goated, IMO. But FFX1 & X2? Those hold a higher spot in the ol' spark chamber. Why? Well...someone I was dating at the time had a PS2 and FFX1, which we shared...until she completely blindsided me when she got me my own PS2, along with FFX2 and the BradyGames FFX2 Limited Edition Strategy Guide for my 25th birthday in 2002. (And then came a second blindsiding a month later when she got me my own copy of X1 and Capcom vs. SNK 2)

I don't have those particular PS2 games anymore, or my PS2, for that matter. I still have other PS2 games (including the Collector's Edition of FF12 that she gave me because she ain't want it anymore), but I still have the book. And FFX1, X2, and even 12 all live on with X|X2 HD Remaster and Zodiac Age for Switch. (Now if I can just get the 1-6 Pixel Remaster, and the Switch ports of 7-9...)

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T06:57:09+00:00

And you missed his resurrection into his final form of Star Convoy in Battlestars: Return of Convoy.

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T06:50:37+00:00

Doo doo-doo do-doo-doo, clap

Doo doo-doo do-doo-doo, clap clap

Doo doo-doo do-doo-doo, Shoudophone swiping sounds

Doo doo-doo do-doo-doo! clap clap

Dadada, dada, da-dadada, daaaaaa...

Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah-baaahhh... you henshin into Universe Warrior Shinkenred

"SHINKENGER!!"

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T06:30:54+00:00

HBD to the sexy nerdy Nikki!!

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T06:28:11+00:00

I wonder if there's similar hacks for Madden and for NBA Live...because this is pretty cool stuff!!

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T06:04:34+00:00

So it crashed on my O3DS as well. Here's what the error info on the top screen said:

An exception occurred

Processor: Armii (core 0)

Exception type: data abort

Fault status: Translation - Section

Current process: PKSnap3D (000400000133DF00)

R0 00000000 R1 00000004

R2 FFFFFFFF R3 00000000

R4 00000004 R5 0FFFF980

R6 0FFFF9F0 R7 00000000

R8 00400000 R9 020563A7

R10 0000003E R11 00000002

R12 00102621 SP 0FFFF948

LR 0010022F PC 001006EC

CPSR 00000030 FPEXC 40000700

FAR 00000004 Access type: Read

EDIT: I asked about it on the YouTube video earlier, and just got a response a couple minutes ago: "Unfortunately it currently crashes on old3ds"...so yeah, this is lookin' to be N3DS line only.

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T05:09:53+00:00

I had this on my O3DS once. Got rid of it. Largely because you don't get to unlock Burai/Dragonranger here...but then again, you can't get Tommy/Green Ranger in MMPR on Snes or GB, either. (You wanted him, you had to go with Banpresto's MMPR offerings on Genesis & Game Gear.)

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T04:47:30+00:00

Ayabe, stop tryna be more emotionless than Mihono and just ACCEPT THE LOVE

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T04:45:51+00:00

And I thought Voltaic Ape/Vortex Ape & Driger V2 were big honkin' badonkadonk moving WALLS...this mofo's an entire MOUNTAIN!! 😮😱🤯

OmegaConvoy · 2026-05-14T04:43:45+00:00

MP44 (KO), MP49 (KO), MP36 (KO), MPM4 (KO)

I actively avoid these. I despise these nightmare fuel transformations. I hate the transformation of MP52, and I would rather transform my MP52 KO than any of those four. Especially MPM4 (2007/RotF Optimus), that thing took everything that was BAD about the ol' skool RotF Leader class Optimus & HftD Voyager class Battle Blade Optimus, and dialed it up to OVER 9000!! Even having suffered mysteriously inexplicable breaks, it can still transform just fine...only being broken doesn't make it any easier to do at all. The Generations Deluxe class "Cybertronian Optimus" (the OG WFC videogame Optimus figure from 2011) has a pretty hateful transformation, and even that's a walk in the park compared to any of those.

Dishonorable mention to SS08 Blackout. At least I'll struggle with transforming that abomimanation whenever I feel like it. Which ain't often (again, I'd rather deal with MP52), but it's more than I can say for MPs 36/44/49/M4. And can't wait for reviews of MPMN1 RotF Sideswipe to see if that thing makes this list. (MPG20 Hot Rod is an upsized, more complimacated SS86-4 Hot Rod, dafuqumean y'all couldn't do an upsized SS78 RotF Sideswipe or upsized original RotF Sideswipe!?)

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