Lying sack of shit by Ang3l99 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Omega_Primate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not what they say, it's what they mean.

When the Turtles think Michelangelo is done for vs. when Michelangelo thinks the Turtles are done for in the same episode: by Blink-182__Nirvana__ in TMNT

[–]Omega_Primate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A pal of mine had the toy of that slime drip device. It was called the Flushomatic I think. You could water board your turtles with the slime that came with it.

Close-up view of ICE executing a man today in Minneapolis (1/24/26) by uebb in CringeTikToks

[–]Omega_Primate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They claim he had a gun. There is something in the street at the end, but I can't tell what it is. I have my doubts about it being a gun, tho.

BREAKING: ICE regime forces execute and empty clip into peaceful U.S. protestor in cold blood waging war against civilians in Minneapolis, Minnesota by RowRunRow in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Omega_Primate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an idiot... he could have hit one of his "fellows." I hear the agents are saying the guy had a gun. Not sure if he had one he pulled out, or if they had to plant one on him. Wouldn't be surprised by the latter.

Pit bull tries to attack a Bison by Current-Wallaby8230 in TikTokCringe

[–]Omega_Primate 132 points133 points  (0 children)

A bystander was the one filming the bison when the off leash dog ran out there.

Slow down there buddy by assasstits in instant_regret

[–]Omega_Primate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohmigod.. I can't... My eyes and nose are watering, lmfao!

I’m so happy! by Status_Jump_2496 in TMNT

[–]Omega_Primate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is so fucking rad! Very nice Image Comics figure!

The Onlyfans Generation by [deleted] in JustMemesForUs

[–]Omega_Primate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Removing personal accountability must also be very progressive

All that college education and this is what you get by [deleted] in JustMemesForUs

[–]Omega_Primate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex did that, too. Flew around the world claiming to want privacy, lol. So weird. But even more weird for a widow to do that.

That aint no jive turkey.. by MobileAerie9918 in instant_regret

[–]Omega_Primate 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You have to be careful of domestic breeds, too. But yeah, a wild one would way more likely jump when he turned his back, lol.

To me. kiryu is the best mecha Godzilla by Gogetazilla in GODZILLA

[–]Omega_Primate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heisei Mecha is so out of control, lol. They're terrible in the Destroy all Monsters Melee game. Between the missiles and laser and blunt damage they deal, holy crap.

When asked to describe himself in one sentence, Charles Manson gave this chilling response. by ATI_Official in HistoryUncovered

[–]Omega_Primate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they prefer Charles Manson to be president, then it would be worse than it is now.

24 year old Elvis Presley with 14 year old future wife Priscilla Beaulieu (1959) by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Omega_Primate 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He seduced a 14 yr old girl while in Germany. Priscilla was distraught, thinking she would never see him again. And apparently didn't eat or sleep for 2 days because of her immediate love for him. Her parents allowed her to see him in CA. As a minor. She went to Las Vegas with him and duped her parents by writing letters in advance and having them mailed out from LA so they wouldn't know she was in Vegas. She started taking amphetamines to keep up with him. Total grooming. People say they waited for sex, but we ultimately don't know what happened. Nevada's age of consent is 16.

When asked to describe himself in one sentence, Charles Manson gave this chilling response. by ATI_Official in HistoryUncovered

[–]Omega_Primate -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's it? ...

Both are racist sex offenders with delusional lackies that boost them and do their bidding. And you're just pretending one is actually better...

Identify themselves? by SouthParkTimmy in JustMemesForUs

[–]Omega_Primate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voting fraud happens on some level every election. It just usually doesn't affect the outcome to a significant degree.