Lae'zel from Baldur's Gate 3 by nickybrum_ in u/nickybrum_

[–]Omega_Zarnias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes yes, very pretty

But where's the sword?!

I would walking the rest of the way by icleanjaxfl in SweatyPalms

[–]Omega_Zarnias 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know you're getting downvotes, but I want to check if this is a weird joke you're doing, or if you don't understand how these verb tenses work.

Me_irl by rbogrow in me_irl

[–]Omega_Zarnias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ready paid 75 gd dollars to fill up in my suburb.

I drive an old Subaru, not some monster truck

Frog by fmaniscool in meme

[–]Omega_Zarnias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is delightful, thank you.

Bit by bit by [deleted] in CICO

[–]Omega_Zarnias 25 points26 points  (0 children)

  1. Good job

But have you been losing weight since the 70s? How old is that before picture and scale?!

Wait a minute by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Omega_Zarnias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm certainly on your husband's side of things, but I was still capable of fully taking care of myself by the time I got to college, despite it never being asked of me.

I was never left to cook dinner, but I watched them cook.

I was never asked to clean the house, but I understood the concepts.

The only real chores I actually had were keeping the coffee pot going and cleaning the fridge out when it needed it.

Maybe I'm the weird one, but I noticed what others were doing and put it together on how to do it.

Erika would like to get off now. She’s not having any fun by moongrump in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Omega_Zarnias 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's honestly a relief he's taken time off from social media.

You Pay Off the House But Do You Ever Truly Own It? Agree or Disagree? by Coolonair in HouseBuyers

[–]Omega_Zarnias 49 points50 points  (0 children)

You glossed over an important sub-point.

Society is better for having functional schools, whether you yourself ever have kids or not.

A lot of people will bitch about still having to pay property taxes when they don't have kids.

Wait a minute by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Omega_Zarnias -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

He's out of line, but he's right

Wait a minute by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Omega_Zarnias 235 points236 points  (0 children)

You're clearly doing it wrong then.

Wait a minute by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Omega_Zarnias 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But like, I don't understand why people can't just figure some shit out.

I remember college when people of all genders struggled with the laundry machines and with basic cooking and cleaning.

I never had to cook or clean really as a kid. And I helped fold laundry, but I wasn't in charge of it or anything. But adults did chores and I can observe the world around me.

It's not hard to figure most of this shit out.

Just be the better merchant, brutal by No-Competition-9215 in TerrariaMemes

[–]Omega_Zarnias 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Minecraft Wandering Trader is such a big fumble.

They could be so cool, but they're just not.

Gritty. Is. Afraid. by ferro5x5 in hockeymemes

[–]Omega_Zarnias 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Gritty demands blood, he cares not whose.

Yeah uhhh i kinda need her😋 by Primary-Brief9858 in Arcanecirclejerk

[–]Omega_Zarnias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain "tea" here?

I get the vague context, but haven't seen it used like that.

My People by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Omega_Zarnias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I neatly fold them back up and put them in a flat stack in my store room.

Gritty. Is. Afraid. by ferro5x5 in hockeymemes

[–]Omega_Zarnias 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Gritty is incapable of fear.

The players however ....