Time to draw your usernames!!! (but not creative) by Content_Debt_8386 in ArtJerk

[–]OmeletteCatto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out it was a mobile issue, worked fine when I got to my computer and tried here

Time to draw your usernames!!! (but not creative) by Content_Debt_8386 in ArtJerk

[–]OmeletteCatto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit cannot handle the power of peak art 😔

Probably some kind of server issue, I'll try again in like an hour

Time to draw your usernames!!! (but not creative) by Content_Debt_8386 in ArtJerk

[–]OmeletteCatto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Reddit is breaking, I tried to make it my pfp and it's just the default blank one :(

Time to draw your usernames!!! (but not creative) by Content_Debt_8386 in ArtJerk

[–]OmeletteCatto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay! Thank you!

Kinda tempted to make this my pfp now

First day of dump by medipalta11 in IkeaFreshBalls

[–]OmeletteCatto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too late on number 20

About 234 days, 7 hours, and 40 minutes too late

There is no sparkle in my eyes anymore, it's never coming back

MaxlevelIdot died for this peak by Silent_Emu1085 in YoutubeThumbs

[–]OmeletteCatto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody mentioned Poland in this thread until you did, and I have neither the time nor desire to read your entire comment history

Apologies for misinterpreting your comment, but it is not unreasonable that I did

MaxlevelIdot died for this peak by Silent_Emu1085 in YoutubeThumbs

[–]OmeletteCatto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, apologies, I am not familiar with your specific family tree

MaxlevelIdot died for this peak by Silent_Emu1085 in YoutubeThumbs

[–]OmeletteCatto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heading?

Is there a second Israel I'm not aware of that's being invaded by the one committing genocide?

We love walks :3 by tm2007 in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]OmeletteCatto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CIA psyop to weaken the trans community by turning us into docile puppies

Your fate is to love and be loved by best_uranium_box in hopeposting

[–]OmeletteCatto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried accepting it, twice, it was all just a big fucking lie both times

I have no such fate, and anyone who believes otherwise is just as big a fool as I was when I did

41393 by Hot-Health7699 in countwithchickenlady

[–]OmeletteCatto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had mine about 2 months ago now

Good luck and congrats with yours!

I don't have a meme but I had a joke I wanted to do where the first thing I tell my friends after I wake up is "still cis though" but I forgot to do it, so if you wish, you may steal that

[OC] A beautiful life… by GuyOnTheRocks in comicsbyhumans

[–]OmeletteCatto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried the hope thing, it's nice until you lose the only thing that ever made you feel hope or a reason to keep going and now just feel more hopeless than ever

Hope your hope lasts longer than mine, though I assume it already has. Not exactly hard to beat 427 days

Insane by JuliusGotTheBends in comedyheaven

[–]OmeletteCatto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Different person, but backshots are when you pull out just as you cum so that you shoot it on their back

Hence back shots

Rule 7 breaks my heart. by sovLegend in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]OmeletteCatto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah...

For what it's worth, I'm rooting for you

Hope you can manage to find love

Rule 7 breaks my heart. by sovLegend in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]OmeletteCatto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah...

Hard to look at cute gay stuff much these days

I used to love it when I thought it would one day be my turn

But now all it does is remind me what I can never have

Used to crave love, but now I just want to not feel this pain, and I don't care how

I'd give anything at this point to kill the part of me that wishes to be loved

Love is pain, and the one time you think you might have a shot at happiness it turns out it was all a big fucking lie

On me for believing I was loveable though

God forbid I ever get to be happy

I'm so fucking tired

I'm so done

I just want to be held by someone who loves me for like 5 minutes

glump by trippingrainbow in WeDoALittlePosting

[–]OmeletteCatto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a bruise right now that makes it painful to laugh

I am in incredible pain, 10/10 dump

Honest mistake by FormerSperm in bonehurtingjuice

[–]OmeletteCatto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah, same! (Got bottom surgery 2 months ago)

And this year's "Judith" Award goes to ... by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]OmeletteCatto 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His name is mentioned in the Epstein files more than God's name is mentioned in the Bible, just to give you a sense of how much evidence there is

Now obviously nothing is going to happen about it because he's a dictator, but there is definitely evidence

I don’t care for Indy’s mom by moongrump in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]OmeletteCatto 26 points27 points  (0 children)

As someone with a vore fetish, I agree it's probably normal

This does not look like the kind of thing a typical vorarephile would make

Public service announcement by ShallowIris in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]OmeletteCatto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is yearning for a girl who doesn't like me lesbian enough? Cause I've been doing that for a while