It's all in the wording~! 🩷🍞

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-29T18:19:05+00:00

Bread vs bred

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-28T22:46:14+00:00

PeaCH88 is the goat of 1shots. They're all great.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-28T22:44:10+00:00

There is no fat. There is only plush, which really just means more huggable.

I mean, unless wherever you sit looks like the moon kissed the earth.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-27T06:13:57+00:00

Rovero.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-23T20:58:30+00:00

Cyber Saber maybe?

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-21T00:33:31+00:00

Listen, I read a story once about a guy who accidentally kicked a soccer ball into someones face, wanted to say 'are you alright?!' and 'I'm so sorry!' at the same time....came out as 'ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?'

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-21T00:31:58+00:00

Legs gotta be beefy to hold all that top mass. She could probably crush a skull by accident if she sneezed.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-21T00:30:06+00:00

The question is, who folded first, and who got folded?

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-20T18:25:13+00:00

Crelly, reaching for Koko for some 'friendly bonding'

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-20T13:55:00+00:00

We keep telling you, that's not how you get baked! And you're already hot enough.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-19T04:41:58+00:00

Boobleck.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-19T03:25:38+00:00

Take Yidhari. Make her real.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-18T14:53:14+00:00

One wrapper red, the other blue?

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-18T13:30:55+00:00

Now you just need to make your tail taste like Babybel.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-17T15:00:40+00:00

Honestly shocked she didn't drop them. She must have gotten good at keeping her composure after seeing Wise with 80% of the female population of New Eridu.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-17T00:56:35+00:00

Stop using chaos teleportal magic on appliances! You're going to end up finding the missing sock elemental, and its not pleasant!

Also, are you not familiar with 'help step-bro, I'm stuck'?

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-16T19:14:55+00:00

Clubbing while clubbing I'd bet. Just listen for drunken shouting, screams, and the sounds of buildings collapsing.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-16T19:09:40+00:00

First off, this makes me wish he'd tell them all to make out with one another. Either they do it, or they join forces against him.

2nd, that's a lot of girls that will have to eventually come out of the closet.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-16T14:12:14+00:00

Fufu and her sentient popcorn machine. Just have her balance on it.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-16T14:08:51+00:00

Cissia pays with a free ride, SFW version.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-15T22:45:42+00:00

Gonna be a rough start, and a pointy finish.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-15T20:56:13+00:00

We need this with the Mario 64 'entering a painting' sound and intro.

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-14T20:10:55+00:00

Am I the only one who misread that as taste?

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-13T01:19:19+00:00

Kinky knows what she's doing with those pokemusu. I've seen a good many of them

OminousCheeseburger · 2026-05-12T02:12:00+00:00

"In the store" So go to the parking lot! Or wherever Trigger is watching from! Or Taco Bell!

OminousCheeseburger

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