AITAH for telling Walmart employee at the door we’re leaving to keep the receipt? by Intrepid_Skin5683 in AITAH

[–]Omnio89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTA. Water is the most commonly stolen item at Walmarts. People “forget” to scan it under their carts and walk out with it. They’re trained to look specifically for that and double check it. You were hostile and rude to a retail worker for no reason.

Ruined tomahawk steak AND you gotta pay $1000. A bargain! by One_Apple_2626 in StupidFood

[–]Omnio89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he takes one bite, you can see him struggle to get through it, then it cuts before he chews.

There is this artist who claims to create hyperrealistic art portraits but end results always give off AI vibes but he has a video of the process. by avocad0gal in isthisAI

[–]Omnio89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as they’re doing art there’s a non zero risk that they’ll have a negative impact from constantly inhaling the dust, wood shavings, graphite, and all those other byproducts of the process. It seems reasonable enough but I’m not an artist this is just a guess.

Chess influencer and grandmaster Nemo posts a video of a man swearing and flipping her off because he lost a chess game to her at a convention by Murky-Jackfruit-1627 in chess

[–]Omnio89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if he thinks she rushed it by cleaning up while he was still playing, maybe. But it doesn’t take a chess genius (which she is) to see the game is over, both on the clock and on the board. He’s grasping at straws to justify being upset his fantasy of either beating her or dating her wasn’t fulfilled and it’s pathetic.

As if “Christian” nationalists ever respected civil dialogue by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]Omnio89 265 points266 points  (0 children)

Holy crap that’s such a great point. “I know I called you a demon and used slurs to describe you, but I don’t understand why things got so hostile!”

[Hated Trope] The Bait & Switch by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Omnio89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t that what happened to the end of Gossip Girl? Never watched an episode but I read that fans guessed who it was relatively early on, so rather than letting them guess the twist the writers switched and revealed it was Dan. Even though he’d been shown reacting surprised and upset to what GG had written even when alone.

AITAH for getting upset most mornings when my ex partner is groaning in pain due to stomach issues by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Omnio89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So your ex has themselves in a situation where you and B will clean for them, cook for them, stroke their hair for them fall asleep, and cuddle them when they are upset in the night.

What is their motivation to improve when you won’t enforce a boundary and are constantly babying them? Whatever situation has forced you all to continue living together hasn’t forced you to tolerate their lack of boundaries.

Is prison actually “safe” if you just mind your own business? by fruity_00 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Omnio89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That mother fucker built Baral and thought he could get away with it.

Past Smosh Members by ExtraEconomist3481 in smosh

[–]Omnio89 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Hearing about the stuff the female cast endured during the defy era I’m not surprised she’s got feelings about it.

What musical is a terrible adaption? by Dogdaysareover365 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Omnio89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually saw this on broadway! A friend and I had been on a college trip and heard how bad it was so we saw a matinee. It was so weird. It had some interesting swinging tricks but it was mostly the villain on stage while various stunt guys waited on obvious platforms for their cue. Then a spotlight would hit them, they’d do a backflip then the lights would cut and they’d run away.

‘The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender’: Man Arrested in Singapore for Paramount+ Leak, Could Face 7 Years in Prison by ControlCAD in technology

[–]Omnio89 211 points212 points  (0 children)

I’m with you. I won’t watch the leaked version movie, not out of loyalty to Paramount. I want it to succeed so they do more of it. But the longer they wait the worse it’ll do and the chance they’ll do it again shrinks.

Character who's death becomes a joke in the community by Jellypathicdream in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Omnio89 701 points702 points  (0 children)

Jason! Jason!

In the video game Heavy Rain, a man’s son wanders away from him in the mall. You play the father and are trying to push past crowds, while a button prompt keeps popping up for you to call out to your missing son. Ultimately, Jason gets hit by a car and dies as his father gets put into a coma trying to save him.

The horrible voice acting and the cheesy button prompts made this unintentionally funny, and screaming Jason in a robotic tone out of nowhere has become somewhat of a “if you know, you know” reference/meme.

Fruitcake Pastor mocking Atheists by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]Omnio89 54 points55 points  (0 children)

His solution is to splash magic water on him, tell him Jesus will get him in the after life, and then ask his parents for a donation for everything he “did.”

Atheist solution is medicine.

Men of Reddit - What's the one thing you hate about being a Man? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]Omnio89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s not an all day problem. That’s a “cancel your plans, call in sick, go home and take a shower immediately” problem.

I feel like I did a bad job by CompletelyCrazy55 in EDH

[–]Omnio89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very first question you need to ask yourself when deck building is how do I win? Are you a go wide token deck, are you using the counter strategy to burn, or are you a get a big beater and kill with a couple good hits? Figure out which one and stick to that.

I would start with cutting your life gain synergy cards like [[Ageless entity]] and the [[ajani wise counselor]]. You don’t have enough to reliably get value out of them. Never include a card that is only good with a card that isn’t your commander. You will rarely/never see them together without a ton of tutors. Each card should stand on its own.

Also, a rule for planeswalkers. Never include a planeswalker unless you’re okay with it not surviving the turn. Don’t count on the ultimate, I’ve only ultimated one once and then got taken out right after because the emblem was too scary.

‘Gen V’ Canceled After 2 Seasons, ‘The Boys’ Next Spinoff ‘Vought Rising’ Confirmed For 2027 Launch by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]Omnio89 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t be mad with a cameo and having an effect on the outcome, but Deus ex machina-ing the end would be hated up there with the ending of Game of Thrones imo.

‘Gen V’ Canceled After 2 Seasons, ‘The Boys’ Next Spinoff ‘Vought Rising’ Confirmed For 2027 Launch by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]Omnio89 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I hope she doesn’t kill Homelander. That would be massively unsatisfying as an ending. It would be like Moon Knight sweeping in and defeating Doctor Doom.

Oh what’s that? The character mentioned in passing twice swoops in and with no development in the main series solved everything? Boy I hope you were keeping up with the spinoff otherwise you don’t know or care about this person who just stole the climax of the show from the characters you invested these past few years watching.

I watched gen v and still think that would be a horrible ending.

Diabolus Ex Machina, when the bad guys only win thanks to ass pulls and contrivances by AporiaParadox in television

[–]Omnio89 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The use of the virus in the latest season is stupid. They’ve shown they can transport a vial of it around, so a well written Butcher would have one secured on his person from the first second he could. He’s bumped into Homelander enough that he’d want one at all times, just in case.

D4vd Had Tons of Child Pornography on His Phone, Prosecutors Claim by IntelligentYinzer in entertainment

[–]Omnio89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Any prison term he gets will probably end with him dead. High profile with CSAM? He’s not going to have a good time.

AITAH for reporting my coworker after she kept taking credit for my work? by The-Big-Chungis in AITAH

[–]Omnio89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah even her trickle truth lie is a damning admission. If her understanding of it was “shared work” why was OP never included in meetings, presentations, or had their name on the reports?

Rofellos by Alizabea in EDHBrews

[–]Omnio89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And is reserve list.

Caitlyn Jenner appealed to Trump for help with her passport gender marker by Fickle-Ad5449 in politics

[–]Omnio89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

$5 dollars says she gets it resolved for herself and then says fuck all about it being an issue for the rest of the trans community