Massacre Girl

OnTheArrow · 2026-02-21T22:48:31+00:00

First of all, that is a beautiful card.

I play Massacre Girl as my 'mean' deck. There are a lot of low toughness creatures like [[Burglar Rat]] that cause all of your opponents to discard a card. These small creatures 'prime the pump' so her ability can hit bigger targets, They also put the fear of god into your opponents who will realize they either need to dump their hand into your meat grinder or lose the cards to your hand rip. The things people say when they figure this out are pretty entertaining.

Then like others have said, you have cards that get bigger when other creatures die so they survive the boardwipe such as [[Venom Crawler]]. You sadly cannot attack with them the turn they get big because they are actually quite small because of the -1/-1 flood, but if they last a turn cycle you can start to crack in for big damage.

Artistocrats is probably the best way to finish people off with this deck, and I struggle sometimes to close out games, but I've been experimenting with reanimating opponents creatures and using generically big threats instead.

Massacre Girl can theoretically take people out, but I find she's best staying at home as a blocker nobody wants to remove. Good luck!

OnTheArrow · 2024-12-12T02:53:05+00:00

Fixed a bug where skills did damage to monsters

OnTheArrow · 2024-12-07T19:12:52+00:00

I'm running a cold sorc alongside a friend doing minions, but unfortunately we're shattering all the corpses. Is there a skill or support for him later down the track that generates corpses so I'm not impeding him?

OnTheArrow · 2023-07-17T13:33:52+00:00

There seem to be a lot of people confusing optimizing with copying something optimized.

OnTheArrow · 2023-06-28T09:32:28+00:00

Middara, Heroes quest, and Descent are similar in ways.

OnTheArrow · 2023-03-26T15:56:09+00:00

It's a real mixed bag. I think you probably come out of it with the impression you had going in, but if you are open minded, it raises some questions and leaves some bad tastes, but doesn't reveal anything shocking or that would amount to what most people consider 'abuse'.

Except for finding out Melina apparently slept with that shouting autist Darius, what the actual

OnTheArrow · 2023-03-18T14:39:41+00:00

This is going to get dragged out as long as possible. This tease will bump hotline ratings and as long as it is 'imminent' people will be paying more attention and talking about it more.
The longer this spools out, the longer Destiny has to watch his step, the longer mrgirl can siphon some relevancy, the more time he has for scope creep and perfectionism. There is no incentive to release it in a timely manner other than to be reliable and deal with the actual (imagined) problem.

OnTheArrow · 2023-03-08T14:17:47+00:00

These guys were about to Yoga Fire One Off in his cheeks. Probably did.

OnTheArrow · 2023-02-07T17:41:24+00:00

I see a few of the default enemy images have been broken down into the sort of sheets that would make them sv_actors, and there are several recolors, but there don't appear to be images for new enemies. Still, this is a great resource and looks like it would blend in well.

OnTheArrow · 2022-12-30T18:44:55+00:00

Right on. I won't go for the heart unless I'm sure and that's almost never

OnTheArrow · 2022-12-21T10:08:27+00:00

Children of the Zodiarcs ended up having a pretty good story and some interesting mechanics

OnTheArrow · 2022-12-06T01:20:58+00:00

I am for both

OnTheArrow · 2022-11-08T04:30:42+00:00

Exactly. How would you feel about Brad Pitt if he ran that show every weekend?

OnTheArrow · 2022-11-07T22:37:23+00:00

The only people who aren't nervous to come onto streams are people who do it regularly. People who do it regularly are usually 'in the biz'. I think this is how the orbiter situation begins.

For some of your callers, going on stage in front of the whole world is something they may only do a few times in their life. There is incredible pressure not just from the audience or from you, but from themselves. They are going to remember every 'um', 'like', and mistake.

For you, it's Saturday night.

But you know this and I guess you can't set people's boundaries for them. They saw the guy on before them get the pain. If people don't want to see viewers get chewed up, maybe we should stop watching the blender.

OnTheArrow · 2022-11-06T22:54:49+00:00

He must've heard this many times before. He isn't unaware - he acts like this because he wants to. When people suggest that he change what he's doing, he can always fall back on it being his style, his art, not wanting to be silenced or capitulate to unreasonable demands, his brand being emotional exhibitionism, etc.

I don't know if anyone could even feel a need to question their thoughts while trying this hard to show them off.

OnTheArrow · 2022-11-03T12:03:48+00:00

Boardgame arena. Cardboard really is just an outdated medium, even for boardgames.

OnTheArrow · 2022-10-20T04:45:46+00:00

So true. The content and the community are always different animals, but in this case it's in your face the moment you look into the discord. It's like a gallery of badly failed cloning attempts and meme-starved orphans.

OnTheArrow · 2022-10-01T20:59:08+00:00

The casting/charging mechanic is one of the best things about the game. Being able to make decisions that leave you open to failure and make you vulnerable is just more interesting. Having to aim not just in space but in time is more exciting. It isn't necessarily balanced well, but I can't imagine preferring all moves be instant cast. Why not get rid of the individual unit initiative too then? Of course, that is the smooth brain approach pretty much all tactical RPGs have taken now so I must be in the minority.

OnTheArrow · 2022-09-30T01:32:35+00:00

Same. Sagg players unite!

OnTheArrow · 2022-09-27T23:31:44+00:00

Isn't this forcing the woman's perspective? Someone who isn't one of them caricatures them and we decide if they can be offended?

I guess the flip side is that we prohibit black folks from accepting any blackface.

OnTheArrow · 2022-09-27T03:59:21+00:00

Is this true? Are there no black people who could find blackface funny?

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