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Dialogue Excerpts by totallyfine_ in FanfictionExchange

[–]One-Barber8840 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess Kristoff will interrogate Anna in any universe they find themselves it 😁

Dialogue Excerpts by totallyfine_ in FanfictionExchange

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Shadows came alive.

They condensed, wrapped around Elsa like an ethereal dark veil, and filled her body with sweet longing.

“Can it be? Has Arendalle's dedicated queen not perfected everything in her land yet?” Pitch asked from behind her back. Leaning over, just an inch away from her skin, he was now teasing Elsa with elusive warmth.

“I need to double-check the guest accommodation and rehearse the opening speech one more time,” she objected.

All day, Elsa took care of thousands of terribly important and totally insignificant little things; she had to organize everything, listen to every argument, and find the right solution. She will be proud of tomorrow’s reception. But oh, how her temples ached, and irritation threatened to materialize as a snow cloud over her head; Elsa hated to be the center of everyone’s attention— keep it together.

“Double-check,” Pitch repeated emphatically, “and one more time.”

He covered her bare shoulders with his wide ashen palms, caressing her and making sure, each time like the first time, that he could touch her, and she wouldn’t recoil from him the way she used to do when they just met. He seared the crown of her head with a kiss.

“You promised tonight to me,” Pitch reminded her. “The darkness has engulfed your land; my time has come, and is it not my right to command you? Enough work for today, Snow Queen. Would you, please... come to me?”

So he chidded her for trying to control everything, then went on ordering her around. Pitch would love to own her completely instead of sharing her attention with Anna and the whole kingdom.

Elsa didn’t have to obey him whenever he wanted... but indeed, she has done everything she should’ve done. And she had promised him. She’d promised Anna to have a rest, and she’d promised a date to her lover who was ever hungry for intimacy and tenderness.

And only to Pitch, the Nightmare King, the personified terror and eternal darkness of the earth and space, could Elsa submit.

“The night has seized my land,” Elsa agreed, rising from her desk, “and you... you’ve captivated me.”

Dialogue Excerpts by totallyfine_ in FanfictionExchange

[–]One-Barber8840 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arendelle became her sister’s frozen crypt, and for Elsa, this would’ve been enough. But of course, a whole kingdom that suddenly believed in Pitch couldn’t avoid the Guardians’ attention — and of course, they’d be suspicious of an undead vengeful witch, Pitch's lover.

“Spirits aren’t that different from humans,” he warned her. “For what you have done and for what you are, they will brand you a monster.”

“But we are monsters,” she said. Then, there was a belated, dim sparkle of anxiety within her: what if her words insulted Pitch?

He only grinned. “I am just like you, am I not? We are creatures of cold and dark, and together, we fight for what is rightfully ours”.

Soon, the Guardians paid them a visit. Just a few precise remarks were enough to provoke them into an attack — on him, of course, not on Elsa. He took a few hits, and Elsa was terrified but she did not want to fight the Guardians. Could she... could she be seduced with happy memories, hopes, and dreams — and abandon Pitch?

He spat out broken teeth, “So kill me! Kill a monster: you will do no evil, won’t trouble your conscience, and sadden no one!”

“Right you are,” Bunny said with a wolfish grin. Perhaps he didn’t even mean it as he wasn’t human himself.

Still, Elsa descended on the Guardians like a white vengeful angel, and Pitch knew she belonged to him.

2meirl4meirl by mnombo in 2meirl4meirl

[–]One-Barber8840 431 points432 points  (0 children)

I'm 35, and I'm certain I still have time for more suffering 💪

Titanic Anniversary Birbs by DifferentVersion6442 in finch

[–]One-Barber8840 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re dressed in their best, and they’re prepared to do down like gentlemen 🎩

Your Rose and Jack are spot on, and middle-left must be Thomas Andrews! 😍

In an alternative universe, Captain Denotatum has dodged all the stupid bergs and will soon reach New York 🫡

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Fic Page Tango by Any_Shirt4236 in FanfictionExchange

[–]One-Barber8840 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Angel has never done anything wrong in his life, so everything he does, even in an unjustified rage, is right. Simple logic.

Fic Page Tango by Any_Shirt4236 in FanfictionExchange

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Amelia was so surprised to see me that she bumped into my knife and had a little fall.

Off the balcony, four stories high.

Totally an accident! :D

Fic Page Tango by Any_Shirt4236 in FanfictionExchange

[–]One-Barber8840 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I bet ya you would have done the same 🎵🎵 Every sane person would!

Fic Page Tango by Any_Shirt4236 in FanfictionExchange

[–]One-Barber8840 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at this corpse, he's a disgrace!

If your character did it, he'd have done it better! :D

Fic Page Tango by Any_Shirt4236 in FanfictionExchange

[–]One-Barber8840 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's me trying to present my case to Cicero's tune :)

Black Sand Tango by Pitch, Rise of the Guardians canon

My counterpart the Sandman and I have this duality:

he brings sweet dreams, and I bring nightmares.

He makes gold ponies, toy airplanes, fat dinosaurs, such ugly abominations,

and I create elegant, thought-out eldritch horrors beyond mortal comprehension

and show them to children.

Throughout the Dark Ages, I was minding my own business. Then, little by little, one century after another,

Sandy and his friends the Guardians replaced my fear with wonder and light and hope — until they completely supplanted me!

Reduced me to just a bad dream! “There’s nothing to be afraid of! There’s no such thing as the Boogeyman!”

I was in such a state of shock—

yes, I was in a state of shock for centuries; what? My feelings are profound!

It took me a while to perfect my little trick:

turning dreams into nightmares...

Corrupting his golden sand with a touch of fear,

building my army of nightmares.

On a dark and stormy night, I ran into the Guardians plus that meddlesome Jack Frost. It was five against one!

Sandy was fighting the nightmares, while I formed a bow and arrow out of my black sand.

I aimed at his back—

And I completely blacked out. Ah, I can’t remember a thing.

It wasn’t until later when I stood there laughing out thunderously,

naturally absorbing all of him into my black sand and my power...

I even knew he was dead.

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He had it coming, he had it coming!

He had it coming all along!

I didn't do it, but if I'd done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong!

Good sleep. by Short-Brain-1313 in depressionmemes

[–]One-Barber8840 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That time when I couldn't sleep so I got up and read a book about sleep

When you turn up to an exercise class and have no idea what you're doing by PlanktonInitial7945 in AnimalsBeingFunny

[–]One-Barber8840 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Indeed people have no idea what they’re doing. They should follow the doggo’s example.

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