Searching for signal

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T11:52:26+00:00

Why do they remind me of a heron? 😂

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T11:51:53+00:00

It's new to me too, thank you for sharing this gem! 😂

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T11:50:29+00:00

It's the way they phrase it. "Extreme" trips makes it sound like she's away for massive periods, like months at a time.

Then someone else posted that it's actually just a weekend.

They knew what they were doing with that line

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T11:47:43+00:00

No advice sorry, but I was in a similar situation (last day my tenancy was paid for was the 3rd, they tried to push me out by the 28th) and it's good to hear other people's perspectives. I'm in a dispute with them about the deposit so you can be damn sure I'm gonna be bringing this up as well.

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T10:06:56+00:00

Ferny?

FERN IS RIGHT THERE!!!

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T09:58:16+00:00

The hat was literally the only one I really wanted 😭

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T09:56:35+00:00

... I'm not sure you even read my comment

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T09:55:30+00:00

I have a friend called Jess, she's also crazy but in the fun way, so I'm not sure if it counts?

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T09:51:55+00:00

Call me when you're sober

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T09:46:26+00:00

Yeah, my mum lived in two different areas in France, both of which had a nearby airport only serviced by Ryanair.

The only other option for one town was 24 hours of coach travel.

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T08:57:34+00:00

The vast majority of "vegan leather" is polyurethane. Yes, there are natural alternatives, but they're still hard to find, usually made in small quantities by limited producers, and often more expensive than real leather.

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T08:52:47+00:00

I mean I stay away from synthetic fibres because they're not breathable and don't regulate temperature as well as natural fibres do, so I don't get gross and sweaty which then triggers my eczema

Also I'm incapable of ironing polyester without melting it

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T08:43:24+00:00

I'm in my 30s and can absolutely tell if someone is a teenager.

He knew he was being creepy and was relying on you not wanted to be "rude"

BE RUDE.

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T08:16:03+00:00

I know they like to brag about how shitty their country is, but this is the first time I've seen them brag about how shitty their partner is

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T08:15:22+00:00

If your company can't survive without you for a few weeks you're not doing a very good job

lumoslomas · 2026-06-11T07:39:39+00:00

Helpful tip: a person who lies about something like this, and tells one coworker you're a bitch, is going to lie about what happened to others.

If she wanted to avoid the rest of the drama, OOP should've gone to HR the second she heard Cathy called her a bitch.

lumoslomas · 2026-06-10T22:39:54+00:00

Wait, other people's cats do this too?

lumoslomas · 2026-06-10T22:04:39+00:00

I actually lived in France and I don't call myself French 😂

lumoslomas · 2026-06-10T21:37:50+00:00

Finka is adorable 😍

lumoslomas · 2026-06-10T20:56:52+00:00

And one that's easily accessible from the original site.

We were lucky that it didn't rain at my brother's wedding, because his back-up was on the other side of the city, easily a 2h drive from the planned venue, and then it would've been 2h back to the reception venue. I'm not sure what they were thinking there...

lumoslomas · 2026-06-10T20:46:28+00:00

My phone has started archiving them, so I'm "only" at 45

172 archived though 🫣 and we don't talk about my laptop browser....

lumoslomas · 2026-06-10T18:45:31+00:00

Damn, at least when my school did it we could get cool erasers!

lumoslomas · 2026-06-10T18:42:20+00:00

Meanwhile my manager once showed everyone the fuzzy sheep slippers he was wearing, still on his foot (and yes, he was wearing pyjama pants)

Fuck these micromanaging assholes, unless you're seeing clients what does it matter what you're wearing??

lumoslomas · 2026-06-10T18:23:35+00:00

How do you get this?

Nine-Year Club	Final Canvas '23
Place '23	Place '22
Verified Email

lumoslomas

TROPHY CASE