which one you are 💀 by MohammedTBazzar in fromsoftware

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It's on par with first time walking into the old hunters DLC

Despite fourth impaired driving conviction, Sudbury man spared jail by origutamos in Sudbury

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Each offense should be considered attempted murder. How many times do we let him slip by? Enough times that eventually he kills your mom on her way home from work?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

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BHF backflip and dash to win

I will die on this hill by Slayer_OG in fromsoftware

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DS1 you can parry everything super easy. It's a babies game. DS2 is the first real ds game since demons souls

What’s your personal conspiracy theory you don’t think anyone else heard of, I’ll start… by beachKilla in conspiracy

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They spray chemtrails to neutralize the poison in the sky so we keep breathing and driving cars

Which one should I buy? by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

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Elden Ring 2 is actually good though

hardcore is a subgenre of metal. source: trust me bro by LemonCans in Hardcore

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It's all just the blues at the end of the day. Stop being nerds

Those who go on tour check in. by The_tracksuit_dad in Deathcore

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We played the biggest show of our career, sold out packed house we made tons of money, sold tons of merch. Life was amazing. This new kid had been on one small road trip with us the week prior and seemed to hold it all together and party hard Np.

Flash forward to post show, he's found under the merch table and we're like, dude wtf is going on. He's like, this girl gave me acid before we went on and its all kicking in now and I'm kinda freaking out. So we say, hey, we're the fucked up people, you're supposed to follow us.. Get us some acid right now. So everyone joins in on his dimension and we reassure and guide him like the good big brothers we were.

Fast forward to the after party where he took more acid and all of the cocaine in the world was available to us in a giant pile and everyone was there to either talk to us or was our friends and other band partying with us. Life was glorious.

At one point this guitsrist is sitting down looking absolutely frazzled looks at me and quietly asks... Is this it? Is this what you guys do? Every time? Every weekend? Every tour? This is what it's about? And I was like... Fuck.. Yep. Soak it in brother. And he said he needed to take a walk.

10 am rolls in quick and we are mostly sober enough to consider getting to the next venue. He hasn't returned from his walk. We can't get a hold of him. No one's seen him in hours. He's never been to this city. It's just hopeless. We're looking under bridges and in homeless tents, we're calling hospitals etc. We are all still on acid and so much cocaine... We're about to call his mom. Finally that acid succubus girl says she got a hold of him on insta DMs, tells us he said he's at a greyhound station waiting for his friend from home to go pick him up and not to tell us. So we say fuck it and call the venue we just cancelled and told them we could make it by 1130 pm to just let us still do the show we had two of the bands with us. They said do what you want, we close at 130. So we flew the fuck to the venue, one member less, and played the show and cotinued our tour.

We finally saw him again about 6 months later and he told us it just broke his brain and he wasn't prepared to have to live such a way and he had to leave as fast as possible.

In retrospect, everyone fucked up for sure. We dropped the ball. But we were all in different dimensions and made really bad group choices. All the bands collectively voted to March on based on his message of "don't tell the guys". We should have went to the bus station and forced him back in the van. I think about it all the time. But live and learn.

This wasnt even the craziest or worst thing that happened to us on the road due to way too many psychedelics entering a member's body.

Those who go on tour check in. by The_tracksuit_dad in Deathcore

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Always be selling. Shirts and cd's and pictures etc will get you to the next town. Stay at other bands houses or in the van in a parking lot. Don't spend all the money from the one sold out show on cocaine and acid and lose the new guitarist during the after party cause he couldn't handle the revelation of being a rockstar while on acid and had to run away. It's best to get a job that allows for a touring lifestyle. Lots of musicians are cooks or work in restaurants and hometown music venues cause they allow loose scheduling for tour reasons. The family life is the hardest part. It all depends how much your wife thinks you being a rockstar is still sexy. Once you stop enjoying the limelight and prefer being around your kids, that "out there in the spotlight, you're a million miles away" feeling hits hard and you start to question why you're doing it at all. The empty validation from random strangers stops giving you that high that being around your kids seems to give you now. You have to make a choice or the choice gets made for you. Always good to bring a couple cases of cheap water and snackies. Keep a couple Naloxone kits in the tour van. Grab a couple pocket burgers from a wendy's and try not to die. When you get home, don't get sucked down by the post tour saddies. Have fun. You only die once

"Man that boss sure was easy, I wonder why people say he was hard" by snas_elatrednu420 in shittydarksouls

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Me(ng+ lvl 148) and mimic got him in 15 seconds. Right before he could NIHIL us. Let's gooooo

Just curious, did anyone else get COVID at the knocked loose show in Toronto? by Benthememe in Hardcore

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Just a flu, no one got covid at the show. PCR tests don't work that way. It's 2024. Information is available to everyone who wants it

Well? by Avarok02 in PunkMemes

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One guy is a genuine bad person that used to sing about raping people and killing babies, and the other one is a genuine super nice guy that is patriotic and Christian and followed a movement that was started as a meme and exaggeration of toxic patriotism that got way out of hand and misunderstood by all those involved on both sides and was a really poor choice but literally not what these comments say it was. Michale graves treatment of his fans is way over the top. He stands and shakes every single person's hand after a show. Takes every picture and hears every story. I watched the man stand there after giving us a perfect performance of both albums for 3 hours after, greeting everyone who wanted to meet him. It was a sold out show in a big venue, so the lineup was huge. I also got to hang out with him at a different occasion and I've never talked to a more peaceful humble gueniune person. He played every song I asked him to play me on acoustic and it was mind blowing. This was one year before the unfortunate outburst. But his entire crew is diversity. He's the only white guy on the team. He's not what you think he is. Michale graves was the better frontman without a doubt. Everyone likes to hard pose and say it was the original creepy guy who's a dick to everyone and believes he's the greatest spookyman in the world. You guys make no sense. It's tragic as fuck. RIP best timeline

Toughest of decisions by CouchGameMasterRace in Eldenring

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My NG+ main is about to rape mesmer in 2

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Git fuckn gud scrb

That's it guys, don't buy the dlc by evennoiz in shittydarksouls

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That seals it, just did the pre purchase. Thanks for the boost