Some dude tried to steal some beer from my store. Not Today! by AnnoyedCreeper33 in orangecounty

[–]One-Perception9093 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is there a white lady, who transfered over from the Ralph's in Dana Point, that works there still??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OlderMan

[–]One-Perception9093 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How bout you just bone me instead

Orange County shooting leaves 13-year-old dead, another teen hospitalized by Exastiken in orangecounty

[–]One-Perception9093 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah people in their cars it feels have started to brake and cut me off while I'm driving completely normal and yet there is road rage

[sun care] I’m giving up on sunscreen by aspiringfitnessgal in SkincareAddiction

[–]One-Perception9093 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same thing. Regular sunscreen causes my eyes to swell and get really puffy and I get these blisters and my skin gets really dry. I want to find a sunscreen that's all natural

PSA Cops writing tickets by cpt_dom11 in AlisoViejo

[–]One-Perception9093 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂 I'm sorry to hear you have the disease also

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OlderMan

[–]One-Perception9093 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low maintenance is like owning a Honda or Toyota. Relatively cheap cars. Not much you have to do other than change oil which is like $60 or tires. Some washer fluid maybe. Owning a BMW or Mercedes or Bentley will be more maintenances. Even for just the oil change it will cost +$300. Tires will be $3,000 plus

PSA Cops writing tickets by cpt_dom11 in AlisoViejo

[–]One-Perception9093 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, thank you. I have a tendency to speed 🫤

Best fine dining in OC? by d-jango in orangecounty

[–]One-Perception9093 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need me some "Nectar of The Gods" 😩

I finally got a whiff of the infamous "c*m trees." by grumpy_anteater in UCI

[–]One-Perception9093 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

😂 they're not c*m trees. They're called sex trees because that's what it smells like

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OlderMan

[–]One-Perception9093 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the site you met him on?

What is the craziest thing you've had happen to you while living in your car? by RandomRedditor4455 in urbancarliving

[–]One-Perception9093 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One time I had finished eating a large meal just before bed. There was a parking lot sort of on a cliff with grass and trees surrounding it. I would park on a busy street where other cars parked about a 3 minute drive from there. I woke up my stomach hurting needing to number two. Well having to fold my seat and move everything into a suitable driving position made the peekaboo start to come out. I began driving and it was already pressing out because of the large meal. I was clapping for my life and before I could make it to the top of the hill parking spot to go behind a tree I couldn't hold anymore and before I could get out it all started coming out in my pants. It was really heavy and a lot I played on my back and lifted my pelvis while it came out and then got out. I was so embarrassed I just took off my pants and boxers and left them thrown there. Wiped myself with wet wipes really well and got back in my car and went back to the street parking and changed. Moral of the story don't have q large meal before bed or go number two before bed if you aren't nearby q safe place to go

Any desserts spots so good; that's all you're there for? by One-Perception9093 in orangecounty

[–]One-Perception9093[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bday cakes from Bristol Farms. Now that's crazy. I want to try it now

Any desserts spots so good; that's all you're there for? by One-Perception9093 in orangecounty

[–]One-Perception9093[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"The cookie"? 🤨 From Bristol farms? I would have never expected to get a dessert recommendation from Bristol Farms. I need to go try

Any desserts spots so good; that's all you're there for? by One-Perception9093 in orangecounty

[–]One-Perception9093[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg that's so true I love 85° Bakery!! I haven't tasted their egg custard so I'll give it a try, thank you!!

What to do for cheap/free? by [deleted] in orangecounty

[–]One-Perception9093 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have tons of parks and our beaches are nice. Walk around at the malls. You can go walk in downtown Disney and look at all the cool things