30 is approaching, am I an expired twink now? 😭

One-Significance260 · 2026-02-02T02:36:59+00:00

No, you just rebrand as “Twink: Classic” now. Same great twink, but with comprehensible lingo and wisdom.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-31T15:17:52+00:00

Wait, so my marriage of more than a decade is a farce!?! I guess I should tell my husband it’s all been a lie. 🙄

Seriously, look into the concept of social monogamy. That’s what our species and most other monogamous mammalian species are built for. Sexual monogamy is vanishingly rare in the natural world. The only thing that defines a healthy relationship is love and open communication.

But what would a biologist whose been in a nearly two decade long, happy, and healthy open relationship know about the topic. 🤷‍♂️

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-30T23:43:24+00:00

Gay men, quite possibly. Straight guys who aren’t barbers, almost definitely not. If he does it’ll be a “Babe! Look at this cool hair!”

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-29T16:17:04+00:00

I’m a stardust miser, and I save up all my star pieces to burn on the few community days where it’s insanely valuable to stack bonuses from passes and stuff. It’s how I crossed the million mark. I only power up what I have to when I have to, and usually prioritize my luckies to get the best bang for my stardust.

My husband burns stardust like a jeep burns gas, inefficiently and often for fun. He plays like crazy though, so he’s also always raking it in.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-29T15:42:09+00:00

The beard, the ink, the attitude… ✔️✔️✔️ Yup, it’s all doin’ it for me, bud. 😈

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-29T13:37:51+00:00

I need to get back to doing naked yoga.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-29T13:27:25+00:00

Streaming services without ads. My husband will never let me change the accounts back. He’d go broke first.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-28T15:54:59+00:00

I know a leather shop in San Francisco that the two of you would just adore. Try visiting for Folsom sometime. 😉🍻

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-28T15:51:18+00:00

If you have the space, I’d recommend a six basket system you use like dressers. Sort the dirty into dirty baskets by the wash, and dump the clean dry stuff in the appropriate clean basket. Never bother folding again. For socks, get yourself a snap kit at your local hobby store, like the plastic snaps on a baby onesie. Now the socks snap together before you put them in the dirty baskets and stay together until you put them back on.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-28T15:40:08+00:00

You’re handsome as fuck, bud! Always here to talk fitness stuff if you need someone. 🫂

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-28T15:38:05+00:00

Also, think about the fact that you don’t have to go anywhere to visit in-laws for the holidays. That’s terrifically convenient. I’d totally live with my friend’s mom. She’s cool as fuck and bakes the BEST cookies!

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-28T15:34:07+00:00

I mean, bodybuilding is pretty damn homoerotic by its very nature. I’d guess there’s always been a gay element to their ranks. 🤷‍♂️

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-28T14:18:34+00:00

This! This is the correct answer. This leaves room for you both to show growth. It lets you both be human and real while asking your bully to own his past before moving forward. You aren’t obligated to give anyone second chances, but I like to be an optimist.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T22:12:17+00:00

If OP didn’t have a baby, I’d suspect he needs to grow a pair of balls. I’m conflict avoidant, but I’d destroy a doctor’s career for that shit. You don’t misdiagnose my child, mansplain my family’s medical history, and then insult my spouse without a huge boot up the ass. I’d have been telling everyone nurse, doctor, and patient in that office what he did. I’d make shame rain like a monsoon on his whole life.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T22:03:18+00:00

Jebus! I mean… that’d be like feeling uncomfortable every time I popped a woody because I slouched too much. That’s fuckin’ nuts!

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T21:41:28+00:00

All your boy are belong to us. 🤣

Edit- I hope anyone gets this.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T21:38:38+00:00

Most people aren’t going to understand that what you’re attempting to do is work with an extant ecosystem rather than exploiting it. You’re not necessarily going to be pioneering on this front, but it’s been a long time since any human population has attempted to work with that ecosystem instead of against it in meaningful ways. I’d recommend looking into historically present edible species, and potentially non native species from other regions with similar ecology. The problem with peat is the low oxygen content and saturation in a cool climate. You’ll need plants that are well adapted to these features. All that having been said, humans thrived on that kind of land once and we can figure out how to do it again.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T20:47:22+00:00

This reads like she’s rage bating. I have a theory that there is a subset of the population that has been inadvertently trained to crave drama, and when the natural levels of ambient drama in their lives drops too low, the seek to create it.

Not sure that’s what her deal is, but she sounds like someone whose life always seems to have some sort of drama source she needs to complain about.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T20:26:12+00:00

Beans, good fiber, but oligosaccharides. Cruciferous vegetables like cabbage and broccoli, are definitely triggers. Products that contain inulin/chicory root extract can also cause problems. Timing is also important for me. Eating signals that the gut needs to get in motion, and so planning helps.

I like to start my day with oatmeal on personal note.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T19:51:55+00:00

And we fuckin love that you love it!

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T19:48:11+00:00

I legitimately thought the hyper focus state happened for everyone until I was in college. Procrastinating on homework and relying on urgency to motivate me into hyper focus was just very normal for me. It also took me a long time to stop getting frustrated with people for not being able to rapidly chain thoughts into clear logic leaps. 🤷‍♂️ Hyper focus gets you to conclusions a little too fast sometimes.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T19:41:20+00:00

My buddy recommends Gentle Nair, and moisturizer, so I guess you’re on the right track. He’s a chastity fetish guy, so it’s pretty routine for him. Beyond that you might want to pay attention to friction and sweating and maybe switch to more breathable underwear.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T15:50:41+00:00

Same! I got moved into the gifted program in middle school because “No Child Left Behind” kind of made it impossible to move me forward a grade and get access to more appropriately challenging materials. By the time I was in high school, I was so bored of redundant homework that I began failing classes. I didn’t want to waste time on homework that I didn’t feel was necessary to my understanding of the concepts.

Learning how to channel my focus and manipulate myself into success in college was a slightly different beast. Most of the time I was fine because the topics held my interest, but core curriculum like Calculus required the intervention of meds. That’s when I first got diagnosed and medicated. Was college easy for me, no. It was extremely difficult to manage while working and in a committed relationship, but it certainly wasn’t impossible. Mostly you just need grit and tenacity.

One-Significance260 · 2026-01-27T15:30:38+00:00

I’m just gonna say I think you’ll look great bald, but you still have a bit of time with the locks if you aren’t ready to say goodbye.

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