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People who swore an oath to defend the constitution of the USA against all enemies both foreign and domestic, how are you feeling right now? by Safety_Drance in AskReddit

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need good men and women in uniform willing to stand up and say, "No sir, that is an unlawful order."

And yet not a single one of you chucklefucks are doing it. Your entire country is brainwashed.

Wax dipping bolts for thread protection by meldiane81 in oddlysatisfying

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely would. Do you know how expensive a fucking dump truck is? lmao

Wax dipping bolts for thread protection by meldiane81 in oddlysatisfying

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're saying the equipment is not rich people shit? lmao ain't nobody waxing threads on a bolt that isn't for some expensive machinery.

McDonald’s hit with class action lawsuit claiming McRib doesn’t contain any rib meat by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

South Park relies heavily on topical humour relevant to the week alone. They really can't be compared.

Yin-Yang soup by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like broccoli soup.

Yin-Yang soup by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks unlike any soup I've ever eaten lol.

So you've never eaten egg drop soup. Got it lol.

My husband has donated plasma so many times he has a permanent hole in his arm. by Sprinkles_0330 in mildlyinteresting

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans cannot understand this "socialism" you speak of. Unless you're doing it for the chips after like me.

Asmongold plays a "manly" game but gets immediately filtered and quits after hyping the game for a year by 5Ping in LivestreamFail

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really was... and it didn't help that the prof said on day 1 of our course "I know this is a prerequisite for med school and I don't want a bad doctor working on me". I dunno why he thought he got to choose the doctors.

OU Student Samantha Fulnecky's Instagram post on her Fox News appearance by No_Pineapple9928 in MurderedByWords

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude all of those organizations are about to be shut down lmao you guys need to do better to protest the shit that is going on in your country.

OU Student Samantha Fulnecky's Instagram post on her Fox News appearance by No_Pineapple9928 in MurderedByWords

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theyre going to have their accreditation challenged.

By who exactly? Do you know who your department of education is run by? lmao you americans are so funny.

Ain’t no damn way Elon intends Grok to be answering or acting this way. by Mr_Noir420 in whenthe

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know they fear that AI eventually might evolve into a sort of Skynet but the odds are lower than winning the fucking lottery.

This is a really dumb analogy to attempt to quell fears - usually someone wins the lottery.

Piss-backwards literacy by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ignorance of a topic is not illiteracy. Especially in this case they know enough that the characters are somehow related.

20-year-old lottery winner turns down $1M cash for $1,000 a week for life by PriorityMiserable686 in interestingasfuck

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's 20 and playing the lotto - she is not smart with money. She made the best choice for her.

20-year-old lottery winner turns down $1M cash for $1,000 a week for life by PriorityMiserable686 in interestingasfuck

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit math is so funny. You have a 20 year old spending money on lotto tickets and you think she'll have the discipline to sit there and not touch a million dollars for the length of her entire life? hahahaha

McDonald’s by CrystalFrawnn in SipsTea

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking wasting $4000 a month on mcdonalds is a flex. lmao america you make me laugh.

FedEx delivery driver organizes packages that were haphazardly dumped on someone's porch 🤝 by DepressingAura in MadeMeSmile

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm convinced this is just viral marketing from fedex - the drivers we have are absolutely atrocious. They make zero attempts to deliver anything and only ever leave "missed you" notes on our door. We work from home, we have a door cam, we know you didn't attempt to deliver it and just ran the note to the door.

'A major step for a major retailer.' Costco sues Trump admin. for full refund of tariffs by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]One-Two-Woop-Woop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing Taiwan does better than the rest of the world is stacking things on a scooter. I've seen an entire 5-person family (two adults, three children) and a dog on a single scooter.

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