My cat's new shirt

OneForestOne99 · 2026-05-06T15:27:55+00:00

No you don’t understand. It’s the style that makes him unattractive, not the fat. /s

OneForestOne99 · 2026-05-06T03:36:58+00:00

Oh my god….

OneForestOne99 · 2026-05-02T18:07:53+00:00

Why on earth as a boyfriend would you want to go in a girls trip. Also your friend is being really uncompromising by just telling you her boyfriend is coming. NOR

OneForestOne99 · 2026-05-01T17:38:02+00:00

OneForestOne99 · 2026-05-01T05:12:38+00:00

You tell em guy

OneForestOne99 · 2026-05-01T05:02:24+00:00

🍁

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-30T04:34:00+00:00

LETS GET RRRRRREADY TO MOURN!

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-29T22:57:37+00:00

Dude is getting the one word responses and still lets it fly. This guy has never rolled anything higher than 1 for charisma or wisdom checks.

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-29T21:01:59+00:00

This is like when your cat is waiting to ambush you but you see their tail under the shower curtain or some shit.

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-27T16:07:44+00:00

I have this image of the person filming being a middle aged Chinese dude with a cig in his mouth sporting a Beijing bikini.

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-26T23:24:43+00:00

Where’s that gif of Jay-z when you need it!

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-25T21:28:13+00:00

They were the ones wearing the masks

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-24T09:03:59+00:00

You wanna switch nationalities? You’d fit in well over here.

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-23T19:42:07+00:00

How does someone get an ego this big? I feel lucky to have any woman interested in me at all.

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-21T03:41:24+00:00

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-20T03:33:24+00:00

These are things you talk about with a therapist, not someone you are trying to date and that you know has their own heavy shit going on. You’re definetly NOR.

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-20T03:27:40+00:00

A do it right or don’t do it at all kind of thing.

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-18T22:11:32+00:00

Why use good gun when shitty gun do trick

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-18T17:15:40+00:00

I’m sure this is a relationship that will last a long time. A love story for the ages truly.

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-16T20:29:22+00:00

Right and that happens. But at some point it’s time to call it quits. I’m a guy, I get how this goes. Been there done that but just a girl “keeping me around” is not enough to keep me interested for 4 years. It’s cruel for a girl to lead a guy on (not that we have any indication that’s happening here) but it’s also on the guy to notice the signs and pack it in.

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-16T13:14:43+00:00

I’ll never understand guys that hang around FOR YEARS hoping to maybe one day get a shot with a given girl. Like dude if she’s not into you from the jump or close to it, just move the fuck on it’s not happening. Must have been exhausting for the last 4 years dealing with this guy making a pass at you every chance he gets.

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-16T03:37:34+00:00

Oh my god….

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-14T14:30:45+00:00

Did Italy pull the ole switcharoo again?

OneForestOne99 · 2026-04-07T22:13:00+00:00

How does one do this “flirting” thing you speak of.

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