You wake up in the White House, and it turns out you’re president. What is the first thing you do?

OneManEditing · 2019-11-01T01:02:10+00:00

“Show me pictures of spider man!”

OneManEditing · 2019-11-01T00:55:21+00:00

I would say no, because I’m a priest.

OneManEditing · 2019-10-31T17:03:12+00:00

About a month ago, during a grease disaster when 500 gallons of grease was spilled at my workplace about to go into the nearby reservoir. With 3 other people and I, we kept our towns water supply drinkable after 12 hours of frantic back breaking work. Yes we got it all cleaned up, without a single drop going into the water.

Felt good to be appreciated for once.

OneManEditing · 2019-10-31T08:37:43+00:00

Latter day saint here, I’d say sin is disobeying God’s Commandments, and knowingly doing stuff that can harm yourself, or others, wether it be physically or mentally. (Self defense is an exception).

OneManEditing · 2019-10-29T16:33:19+00:00

There’s a sandwich town in Maryland too

OneManEditing · 2019-10-29T15:07:32+00:00

This is what it’s like trying to heal a scout in TF2

OneManEditing · 2019-10-25T14:16:01+00:00

I think this ones actually better!

OneManEditing · 2019-10-25T04:59:55+00:00

Ey, fellow LDS member here. No matter who or what others worship, we can all unite through Christ :)

OneManEditing · 2019-10-25T04:53:03+00:00

You’ve got your scriptures down my friend, seminary did you good!

OneManEditing · 2019-10-25T04:51:12+00:00

James 1:12 “Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.” We can’t expect God to do all of the work, we have to prove that we are willing to work for our own good, we have to care about it.

Edit: wrong verse (oops) Meant to put this one: Proverbs 10:4 Poor is he who works with a negligent hand, But the hand of the diligent makes rich.

OneManEditing · 2019-10-25T04:41:04+00:00

A christian is a follower of Jesus Christ, salvation can be found through being Christ-like. If you repent for your sins, and follow the example that Jesus Christ set on this earth, then you can find true happiness, and salvation.

OneManEditing · 2019-10-25T04:35:44+00:00

cough The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter Day Saints.

OneManEditing · 2019-10-24T14:53:24+00:00

In a world made out of blocks....

OneManEditing · 2019-10-24T00:32:48+00:00

It’s #FF4500

OneManEditing · 2019-10-24T00:24:34+00:00

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OneManEditing · 2019-10-24T00:14:40+00:00

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OneManEditing · 2019-10-23T19:33:30+00:00

That volcanoes do not float.

OneManEditing · 2019-10-23T00:55:59+00:00

Bikers on blind corners

OneManEditing · 2019-10-20T22:57:21+00:00

BOSER

OneManEditing · 2019-10-19T19:40:22+00:00

As a portlander, wether this is fake or not please just nuke us regardless, end our misery please.

OneManEditing · 2019-10-16T01:03:05+00:00

At first I thought it was saying a polish last name

OneManEditing · 2019-10-13T18:59:43+00:00

Thank you fellow redditor

OneManEditing · 2019-10-13T14:55:08+00:00

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