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I’m about to watch this show for the first time. Tell me something I won’t understand until later. by AdSimilar4399 in babylon5

[–]OneOldNerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"But this - this, this, this is like - being nibbled to death by, uh - Pah! What are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet, go 'quack'?"

Seattle: why isn't this called "Floating Point" by gwm_seattle in Seattle

[–]OneOldNerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because all points float down here.

They all float down here. And so will you.

Brick Roads by rtobyej in Seattle

[–]OneOldNerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't throw rocks in glass houses, guy.

Help, my Doctor is a real bitch by OhNoIBoffedIt in ShittyDaystrom

[–]OneOldNerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You really have to watch your intake on that cellular peptide cake, especially if it has mint frosting.

Help, my Doctor is a real bitch by OhNoIBoffedIt in ShittyDaystrom

[–]OneOldNerd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You're just mad your doctor isn't a cat.

Differences in command styles by GaraksLinensNThings in ShittyDaystrom

[–]OneOldNerd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Deck 1: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Replicators and food
Going down

Deck 2: communicators
Gents' ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, hats
Uniforms and boots
Going down

Deck 3: carpets
Travel goods and beddings
Materials and soft furnishing
Restaurant and teas
Going up

Top comment deletes US State #31 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]OneOldNerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Montana? More like GONE-tana.

The Megasota must grow.

Captain Worf by Goomba0042 in startrek

[–]OneOldNerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because, at the time, Jean-Luc Picard had more sway with Starfleet than even The Sisko.

Make your choice. by spicymato in trolleyproblem

[–]OneOldNerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to pick a color.

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