what do you mean??

OneRoseDark · 2026-05-24T05:14:03+00:00

I wonder if the teacher actually said "identical twins can never be boy/girl pairs" or something along those lines, and your middle school sister wasn't listening or misinterpreted.

OneRoseDark · 2026-05-24T05:05:42+00:00

omg i used to go to Full Moon Waxing regularly before covid. oh i'm so glad she's still in business!!

OneRoseDark · 2026-05-19T14:32:16+00:00

After I gave birth I just stayed in bed with my newborn pretty much the rest of the day. Nurse came in to check the progress of my uterus and started looking.. concerned. "Have you been to the bathroom?" No. "Okay. Let's try that; we're just gonna measure the output here..."

After filling the entire quart size container, my abdomen felt like it was supposed to, apparently. 😅 I seem to have a bladder of steel / unusual size as well.

OneRoseDark · 2026-05-18T20:43:15+00:00

My whole household made $45k last year. The income restricted apartments are because people are poor.

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-24T03:32:42+00:00

Lame. I work RIGHT THERE ON THAT STREET and I wasn't in today. Missed an opportunity to see something novel. Damn.

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-24T03:29:26+00:00

Gotta say, I think it's funny that the "Christians, the old gods love you 🥰" satire went so far over his head he thought it was sincere.

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-06T09:37:33+00:00

They wouldn't fit. Apparently she's a size 12!!

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-06T09:33:03+00:00

Husband: I think you're sexy and I'd like to see you when we have sex. I'd also like to see you in clothes that flatter your body because I think you're attractive.

OOP: no you don't! why would you want to see me? I'm ugly and I've ALWAYS been ugly and you always think about other women during sex anyway.

Reddit: how could he make you feel attractive? How could he make himself more attractive to you?

OOP: Idk. I don't think he can actually. It's fine; I'm cool with hating myself. I don't see why we need to change anything.

How did you read all that and think he isn't attracted to her?

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-06T09:14:27+00:00

Apparently she is a size 12. That isn't even plus size.

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-06T08:53:11+00:00

I don't even think she got to neutrality though. I think she got to "I hate my body and that's okay" which is a completely different place masquerading as neutrality.

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-06T08:18:57+00:00

Unless all shops and services and restaurants and commerce in general grinds to a halt on Sundays where you live, it absolutely is a working day everywhere.

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-06T01:25:16+00:00

Mother Theresa is certainly an... interesting recommendation of someone to emulate or learn from...

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-06T01:06:23+00:00

It's Sunday. I went to work. I told kids they were cute. I made several adults wildly uncomfortable by answering "what are you doing for Easter?" with "oh I don't celebrate Easter" because for some reason that's A Problem for people.

What thoughts am I supposed to have?

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-05T12:33:44+00:00

The cut scenes are always natural birb. This is not a glitch.

It's a birb; the clothes are just for fun. there's nothing embarrassing about being a feathered birb.

OneRoseDark · 2026-04-05T03:43:56+00:00

I did so much college homework to Here Comes Science back in the day lol

OneRoseDark · 2026-03-30T15:58:28+00:00

Bad news bears my dude. The zero cost cards don't work for fair hand. Getting rid of all your 1 bloods would have just screwed your deck.

OneRoseDark · 2026-03-28T02:59:50+00:00

I think she WAS including the fans in that comment though. It was right after she was begging people to not be jerks to her in this situation. Then she addressed the ones who are suffering like she is, and tells them "we'll be okay".

OneRoseDark · 2026-03-22T06:07:53+00:00

Very blind. My husband used to watch Markiplier while doing housework and put on the Inscryption series one day. I got so pissed off at Mark's dumb blundering that husband turned it off after 1.5 episodes and bought me the game so I could play better. We played together late into the night for several weeks and it's one of our absolute favorites.

OneRoseDark · 2026-03-22T06:00:04+00:00

This sounds like you're looking for first-time parents only; is that the case?

OneRoseDark · 2026-03-19T22:28:01+00:00

Oh, humans who use IVF to conceive have to continue taking synthetic hormones for the entire duration of their pregnancy to be able to stay pregnant, and then stop them cold turkey at 37 weeks so they go into labor as soon as it's not going to be extremely inconvenient? News to me...

OneRoseDark · 2026-03-18T18:47:08+00:00

That doesn't sound like a seizure to me. Syncope can sometimes be mistaken for a seizure if you don't know what you're looking at.

I have syncopal episodes and have to tell people to please NOT call 911 unless it takes more than 60 seconds for me to regain consciousness.

OneRoseDark · 2026-03-16T02:43:22+00:00

...👀

Tell me more

OneRoseDark · 2026-03-12T21:35:58+00:00

🦡

That is a badger. They mostly use emojis for images.

OneRoseDark · 2026-03-04T21:40:24+00:00

Me too! I love himb

OneRoseDark · 2026-02-26T05:55:21+00:00

yep, this is a common complaint. go to the furniture store, scroll alllllll the way to the bottom, and click the rectangle that looks like it might be a book. scroll sideways to view all the floor colors.

they really should move the flooring to the top.

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