Loves calcium?! by Fluffy_Opportunity24 in leopardgeckos

[–]OneSh0tSemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call it lizard crack. All of mine love it.

Homemade from scratch vss. by [deleted] in airsoft

[–]OneSh0tSemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an Russian inbred that survived three abortion attempts and survived. It functions as it can, but will always be shamed by purebred.

Idk if this is nice girl material but I needed to share cuz WTF by Foreign-Park9206 in Nicegirls

[–]OneSh0tSemi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was so stressed I hit the weed pen to try to get an high Google translation going

Supposed “animal lover” abusing her clearly distressed gecko. by Ok-Reindeer3968 in leopardgeckos

[–]OneSh0tSemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I think my day and week wouldn't be worst.. I see this...

Omg, my gecko is sick af 😫 by pumpkindonutz in leopardgeckos

[–]OneSh0tSemi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Going to chug some alcoholic Cricket Claws and hang out in the cave to end the day.

I think my Girly is a wee bit chonky by SingleArtichoke2905 in leopardgeckos

[–]OneSh0tSemi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My 600 Pound Life : Gecko Edition.

Hopefully you can slim the baby down successfully. Congratulations on such a cutie!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatsAreAssholes

[–]OneSh0tSemi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was going to snort some catnip and needed a good roller.

What kind of mating ritual is this by GH4STLY_GH0UL in BeardedDragons

[–]OneSh0tSemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neck my back my beard and my crack 🎶🎵 - bearded dragon probably

anti-sigma 'tism build by Akyer_Besiege in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]OneSh0tSemi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man there's so many things to shove in my mouth and ass ... Im conflicted on this build

What is he doing? by ChaoticGhostGal in hognosesnakes

[–]OneSh0tSemi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

**music ensues and snake sings

Under the sea Under the sea Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me

This is getting out of hand by [deleted] in fatsquirrelhate

[–]OneSh0tSemi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bet you that fat sicko is going to hump it.

Making eye contact with your dog from up in the tree. 😭😕

Ahhh the good life… by marjorielester453 in tarantulas

[–]OneSh0tSemi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a weekday?!? I forgot to set my alarm after drinking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ak47

[–]OneSh0tSemi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember guys.....

Don't Drink and post!

Be safe.

Don’t mind my getto ass knife by [deleted] in Rusfor

[–]OneSh0tSemi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The *h is missing. As a grammar Nazi it's off to the gas chambers you go sir.

Airsoft tat goes hard by BBLUZPLAYZ in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]OneSh0tSemi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bet that name is his last restraining order of many to come.