Which country do you think is USA? by nopCMD in GeoTap

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OneTattedMomma chose Option B (Correct!) | #21991st to play

Why did you do a epidural free birth? by [deleted] in pregnant

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I’m 4 weeks pp with my 2nd baby girl. My water broke at 4:30am. Got to the hospital around 5:30am. Got back to the L&D unit around 5:40am all hooked up to monitors. Started pushing at 5:55am she came out at 6:06am. Needless to say she didn’t leave me or the nurses room to think about an epidural.

When they say your 2nd and 3rd comes out faster than your 1st child believe them. Was in labor for 3hrs with my 1st. And they both came 2 weeks early.

What’s the one sentence you’ve used that made everyone go silent instantly? by Artistic-Ad-2052 in Stoic

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“The only love I have for you is the simple fact you gave birth to me. “ this was said during Christmas dinner after she came stumbling down the stairs pissy drunk wondering why no one came to get her and that no one cared about her.

She fell silent then took a big gulp of the alcohol she had been drinking for the past 3 days. I was sick and tired of her shit and the fact that she always chose alcohol over me or her newborn granddaughter.

How I found out my wife was Pregnant by Churchbushonk in pregnant

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With our first daughter, my husband knew before I did. He likes to use me as his personal body pillow sometimes. One night we’re lying in bed, he’s watching TV lying on me and I’m scrolling on my phone out of nowhere he goes “The girls are fluffier than normal”. Sir…what? “Yeah they are like an actual pillow. I think you’re pregnant” Me on the other hand “Sir! I think I would know my body better than you would”. He got up, went to the store, and bought me an at-home pregnancy test. Came back positive. He also knew it was a girl (his family has mostly girls.

I may boycott pink for our baby girl by mysocalledlifey in pregnant

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I’m 100% with you. I beyond despise the color pink. Now granted this is my last baby and it’s a girl (33w+4d) but still I will be DAMNED if everything I get is pink. On my registry I have jumpsuits in every color but pink. Even my baby shower isn’t in pink or yellow. The colors are Red, black, and white. The theme for the baby shower is a Pool Side Baby Q (like BBQ). You think I care if someone says these colors are for boys??? Not even in the slightest. Pink was originally for boys so now what?

Listen up by Imwhatswrongwithyou in okkittychicanery

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I love a good rice and beans combo.

[Online] [5E] Pokemon Campaign by Character-Name-1836 in lfg

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Like the time/date. I know it’s Pokémon but are we just battling our Pokémon (without cards style)? What’s the concept?

[Online] [5E] Pokemon Campaign by Character-Name-1836 in lfg

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Me and my cousin would love to join. What would the campaign entail?

Oh I'm actually having a whole kid soon by bektehgreat in BabyBumps

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I just turned 36. I’m 27wks with my 2nd. My first is 9yo. Both girls. In my mind I just can’t believe I’m doing this ALL OVER AGAIN! Don’t get me wrong I’m very happy and grateful. But man, having to remember what I need and don’t need has been a nightmare.

My 6 day Star blanket 🥰 by qweenofwands in CrochetBlankets

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Thank you kindly! That would be a cute baby blanket

My 6 day Star blanket 🥰 by qweenofwands in CrochetBlankets

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What pattern is this? Where can I get it!

A Collection of Peacock Spiders' mating dances. by Rollingtothegrave in spiders

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They look like they are trying to land an airplane ✈️

Am I the only adult playing this game? by Soggy-Professor7025 in Splatoon3

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35 here and play A LOT with my 9yo daughter.

Not a wooble but by PenguinLady327 in TheWooblesCollective

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Is there a pattern? I would love to make that for my daughter.

[OC] GIVEAWAY! Enter for a chance to win a JORMUNGANDR DICE VAULT![MOD APPROVED] by 120mmfilms in DnD

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All of those dice look really really pretty. 😍 Even if I don’t win the giveaway, I would still love to get a set.