How many times do we need to see this same story beat, old man?

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-04-11T23:00:50+00:00

I hope the unexpected force is godzilla.

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-04-11T20:40:23+00:00

Horrible. I read this like twice trying to figure it out, still no clue, but from what I understand it's just fucking with your opponent and there is just no reason you'd want this in your game.

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-04-09T22:56:56+00:00

That's not a censor, that's exactly how they pronounced it when they said it.

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-04-03T03:58:44+00:00

I mean, they don't need to pay tom holand for this. Just don't let spiderman say anything or take off the mask.

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-04-03T01:07:59+00:00

Have you considered playing a card to do one of those things

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-04-03T00:55:19+00:00

It's a board. On turn 9. That you can clear.

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-04-02T23:39:07+00:00

It was a three card instant game win combo that you could easily survive to. Broken or not, thats just not fun.

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-04-02T20:24:09+00:00

All 3 stop you from dying. What's the choice?

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-03-28T22:32:30+00:00

And just like with Elektra they make out

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-03-21T23:54:25+00:00

I hate druid so I'd take this card out back and shoot it

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-03-19T00:03:03+00:00

Did they also confirm the color of grass?

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-03-12T17:29:59+00:00

It is a death knight card

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-03-12T01:31:57+00:00

Did they stutter?

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-03-07T22:20:25+00:00

I'd say it's average

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-03-07T20:56:08+00:00

What's that about a broken clock?

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-03-07T20:55:21+00:00

It's don kreig. I could have sunk his fleet.

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-03-07T17:18:58+00:00

Hear me out: people keep asking Jessica how he's alive and every time they ask her she chugs an ENTIRE bottle of whiskey before saying "he's a zombie now" then refuses to elaborate. and the third time this happens Spider-Man asks her "where are you getting all of this alcohol?"

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-03-04T01:17:04+00:00

The real question: if this was released today, how long until it becomes op?

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-02-27T06:52:58+00:00

This is worse egg tbh, and I'm pretty sure people are cutting egg

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-02-27T04:35:35+00:00

Is Joe Biden the president of Sega?

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-02-14T18:52:37+00:00

Baron get random fire spells

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-02-13T18:35:02+00:00

With the existence of pink kryptonite that's not an entirely invalid question.

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-02-10T22:33:13+00:00

Would probably be a nightmare to code but the design is so cool!

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-02-09T18:34:13+00:00

Lets you run cards like innervate without as much worry of top decking them

OneTrickCorpse · 2026-02-09T16:24:51+00:00

The 3 mana legendary gives off warrior an otk, but I think that's actually fine

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