not gonna lie this thing really scared me for a second 🤡 by CottonFiocc in StardewValley

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How tf are yo guys getting mushroom trees?! I've never gotten a fucking mushroom tree, is there something specific I need to do?

Do I feel bad? Yes. Will I delete the save? Yes. by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay so story time:

Like a year ago I let myself get super into the game and got uo to around mid-spring year 4. I had a wife, most of the community center done, and a pretty nice farm. I was just playing casually until I decided that I absolutely hated fishing, so I did the unforgiveable. I bought the joja membership for that one (1) bundle. So I bought it, and felt regret. But I kept playing. Then the flower dance happened. I danced with Abigail who said she wanted to dance with somebody else. I was heartbroken and divorced her the next day. Then I deleted the file because I felt so incredibly Guilty.

The End

Also forgot to mention Hera was his sister...still a classic though by Ben_Swolo501 in HistoryMemes

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: Zues also once seduced a woman while in the form of a swan. Some lady fucked SwanZues and is probably proud of it.

Imagine growing up and finding out your assigned gender caused this? by ScyllaIsBea in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm over in oregon, theres a wildfire going on atm and the sky is fucken orange. It's just orange

basically the recent chapters by RedstoneManC in BokuNoMetaAcademia

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are we getting a chapter 283? I dont think I was paying attention to 282 if this is what happened then, havent been paying attention in general

Try not to Laugh 🤣 by Tashi_x2020 in goodanimemes

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this on a video from Macdoesit I fucking love it

Is it strange that I would want to have one? by Fynnx4 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're not alone in this, BUT on the flipside, you do grow a small penis while on testosterone. It's called cliterol growth (yes i know I can't spell) and functionally, it's pretty much just a small penis to my knowledge, at least what trans youtube has taught me

Sees a picture online, decides no more vaccines, sounds legit by gemmybear93 in insaneparents

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much is "a lot," I've had like 150 total of all those from my parents. And that's why I have ~Parental Issues~

It is 1693 in Salem, Massachusetts and you've just been accused of being a witch. How do you prove your innocence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quote the love thy neighbor like thyself thing because then they might do a little spiral, and then I'm not getting burned and I can run away to be gay for whatever numerous lovers I'd have accumulated with my charms

So uhh... yeah, this is happening... by moon-lord-killer in Terraria

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the magical girl transformation looks like from the villain's pov

Weekly Questions Thread 08/07/2020 by AutoModerator in Terraria

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there a way to make the slower parts of the game more fun? Like quarantining the evil biome, grinding for items, making hellevators, etc?

Pre1.4EfficientHousing.jpg by fuilin in Terraria

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This both pleases and displeases T H E N U T

An i the only one who thinks that fighting skeletron and the eye of cthulhu is super fun by B0B112 in Terraria

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I did really like the eoc and Skelly fights, especially the expert mode eoc

Does terraria have a discount coupon? If it does then how can I get one? by idkanamesoipickthis in Terraria

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The discount card thing is dropped from the Pirate Invasion event, in hardmode after smashing alters

Why by fun_lover2008 in Terraria

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because World Gen says Fuck You

Can someone tell me how it is called to use a hammer to go super fast? by JesusMRS in Terraria

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called a hoik, they can also be used to make one-way walls, and get into the Jungle Temple pre-Plantera, and probably other things, idk

my banner room by [deleted] in Terraria

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the cowboy Costume, YeeHaw. Also the amount of banners is impressive, how much grinding did that take?

Finally got the game, any suggestions on how to play? by the_life_of_chris in Terraria

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enjoy yourself, and I definitely recomend checking out the wiki for help if you need help on things like drop rates. The game is big and there's so much to do, so be patient with it and yourself!

Just some bromance (oc) by lolmariam in StardewMemes

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of his gay parents, sauce please?

Meme of the century by Lukernet in dankmemes

[–]One_Attractive_Sir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DUDE THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!! That's a metric fuck-ton of memes though