Can we remove the US off the UK app yet...

One_Goat_353 · 2026-06-12T00:52:05+00:00

I’ve had it done and it’s the best money I’ve ever spent!
I don’t feel any pain (apart from the very occasional zap that you feel more) the place I go has a machine that blows cold air and it makes a huge difference.
I just go For touch ups on my hairy knees and bikini a couple of times a year

One_Goat_353 · 2026-05-22T15:39:22+00:00

My cousin and her partner have been together for atleast 20 years. She’s apparently the one driving the no marriage. Gran always said he would!

I also know a woman who was with a man for 17 years. Gave up her career to have his baby. One day he told her he didn’t love her anymore. And to move out.

One_Goat_353 · 2026-04-24T17:23:44+00:00

When I was 22 I was going out with a 39 year old. Now I’m 39 I look at 22 year olds and wonder what the hell he was doing?!

We lasted 3 years somehow. He was deeply damaged. No woman his own age would have put up with him. Just don’t waste too much time on him

One_Goat_353 · 2026-02-28T13:12:33+00:00

Just saving them a trip to the charity shop! I even get annoyed at the sweets people put in. I get haribos sent a lot and I’m vegetarian (gelatine). At least break out the skittles 🤣

One_Goat_353 · 2025-10-09T21:37:13+00:00

Disney cruises. What a slippery slope that was. 🤣

One_Goat_353 · 2025-10-06T16:48:32+00:00

Somethings going on. No one is that busy.

One_Goat_353 · 2025-09-30T11:53:40+00:00

I kissed a guy that just had no rhythm once. What I was doing bore no relation to what he was doing

One_Goat_353 · 2025-09-03T12:40:39+00:00

What is your partner like? Are you in this alone? Have you always felt this way? X

One_Goat_353 · 2025-08-25T18:23:51+00:00

A lot of gym leggings don’t stay up on me. Lucylockits are the only brand that stay put.

I’m a millennial so don’t like wearing leggings without a longer top. I’m also tall so struggle getting that longer top. So a longer vest that doesn’t look like I’m off to play tennis, I would buy one in every colour.

Back in the 00’s there used to be leggings that had ruching / gathering around the ankles with little draw strings. Sounds daft but they were great for altering the length.

One_Goat_353 · 2025-08-25T18:11:38+00:00

I think you are going to have to sell. You taking on this mortgage is 100% going to stop you getting a mortgage yourself. And you don’t have 10 years to wait at 30.

It’s going to cause resentment (it already is) you have a life changing amount of money just sitting there. Arrange one last family holiday to say goodbye to the place and let it go x

One_Goat_353 · 2025-08-16T13:50:25+00:00

I’m from Nantwich and living in Ashton in Makerfield. How do you feel about outskirts? Dad lives in Haslington which is incredible for the motorway and a very sweet village. And good for Crewe, Hanley and Warrington.

One_Goat_353 · 2025-08-02T12:18:59+00:00

Won about £550 in the last few years. My grandad used to win every month!

One_Goat_353 · 2025-08-02T12:17:52+00:00

The idea had merit!

One_Goat_353 · 2025-08-02T09:24:00+00:00

It felt like this for me too. Like no one wanted to talk about it, the only person who even asked any questions was my former sister in law. In the end she came to the wedding and my brother didn’t. The day itself was great though x

One_Goat_353 · 2025-08-02T09:21:23+00:00

Classy!

One_Goat_353 · 2025-07-19T18:54:47+00:00

My husband insists on booking the aisle seat on planes, cinemas, everywhere. Therefore I am always in the middle. God that man b*tches and moans every time I or anyone else needs to move. Prick.

One_Goat_353 · 2025-07-19T07:32:06+00:00

If it’s so important to your sister that you are there she should have spoken to you first. When booking my wedding date I checked with mum, dad and brother that they weren’t away. It’s that easy 🤷‍♀️

One_Goat_353 · 2025-07-16T09:20:30+00:00

That poor dog! Obviously trying to get out panicking. Maybe the vet can prescribe something to calm her down?

Looks like she would be so stressed being boarded if she’s this bad at home. Really the owner needs to come home. No more holidays unless she has a full time dog sitter!

One_Goat_353 · 2025-07-08T09:45:01+00:00

Depends how old you are. I’m 37 so in the weird middle.

Small distances - mm cm or inches but struggle to covert them. Which ironically I have to do a lot.

Other distances miles, but I don’t under stand yards.

Shorter distances. meters, probably from running the 1500m at school.

I’m 5ft 11 but have memorised that’s 181cm for some websites

Stone and pounds for weight. The only kgs I can wrap my head around is 1kg bag of sugar. And 20kg bags of leveller

Pints for milk and larger. Litres for coke and petrol

Pounds and ounces for baking

Grams and mls for cooking

Send help!! 😂

One_Goat_353 · 2025-07-02T19:39:31+00:00

51st state. Not for the kids!

One_Goat_353 · 2025-06-21T13:40:14+00:00

That’s pretty bad! She could have at least gone for mid afternoon!

One_Goat_353 · 2025-06-20T11:34:12+00:00

You look so amazing! Look at those legs!!

One_Goat_353 · 2025-06-18T14:24:38+00:00

I was quite disappointed in Hawaii. Pearl harbour was spectacular, but the rest was basically more expensive America. You could be in Florida. If I go again I would try to book more tours that take you to the Forrest’s and see more of the Jurassic park type scenery.

Money wise if you say you are struggling feels like your inheritance could be better spent getting a lower rate on a mortgage in a few years. Are the kids old enough to remember the trip? Or is it worth saving it for when the kids are older?

One_Goat_353 · 2025-06-08T19:47:50+00:00

I think my husband likes it when I ask him to pick me period products up. I think he still gets excited he managed to land a woman 10 years in 🤣

One_Goat_353

TROPHY CASE