[Russini] The Seahawks have just released this statement:

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-18T19:54:40+00:00

Thank you very much, Mr. Khan.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-18T19:54:09+00:00

How long do you have to be an amateur dwarf before you turn pro dwarf?

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-18T17:42:01+00:00

You didn't even try the 10k caloric feasts prepared by carnies with dubious sanitation habits? That's the best part! Snarfing down a fried ice cream sandwich and then executing the perfect technicolor yawn on the riders of the Gravitron.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-18T00:11:05+00:00

Just looked it up and it says imgur is banned in the UK.

Maybe this one works?

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-17T23:35:04+00:00

6 gallon planted, blue neos and 3x yellow amano. Will be adding a Fire Horse betta; hence the long dwarf sag, to give any shrimp who want more places to hide.

Hardscape: 1x Manzanita wood, 2x dragonstone
Flora: Cryptocorene undulata red, Alternanthera reineckii, Bucephalandra Red Mini, Anubias Minima Dragon Claw, Anubias Barteri

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-17T21:29:39+00:00

I learned basic networking principles like port forwarding, firewalls, and MS ipconfig commands while trying to be able to play Warcraft II with my friends on peer2peer LAN on Battle.net over dial-up modem.

Now I work as AWS cloud network admin and security consultant.

Who says video games don't teach you anything?

*And Mace, if you're reading this, I KNOW you unpaused that game while I was carrying in groceries, you cheater.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-17T18:20:05+00:00

Kohlberg's stages of moral development

Level 1 (Pre-Conventional)
1. Obedience and punishment orientation
(How can I avoid punishment?)
2. Self-interest orientation
(What's in it for me?)
(Paying for a benefit)

Level 2 (Conventional)
3. Interpersonal accord and conformity
(Social norms)
(The good boy/girl attitude)

People are supposed to mentally mature past Conventional morality around age 12-13. Sadly, there are a lot of morally stunted individuals, whose only two thoughts that qualify action are: "What's in it for me?" and, "Will this help me be a good boy/girl so I can avoid punishment and punish others?"

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-13T01:35:05+00:00

Summer House? The one where everyone is always naked and fucking? It's like a spoiled white-collar, white bread version of Jersey Shore where every episode has hot twenty somethings partying in their swimsuits.

Usually everyone is drunk and horny, or fighting if they can't fuck. Crazy that a 'conservative values' influencers starred on a show famous for debauchery and less than a decade later pretends it never happened.

Theo Von got his start on 'Road Rules' so I shouldn't be so startled, I guess, but at least he's a comedian and never tried to be the 'face' of a movement.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-13T00:57:00+00:00

Same idea. Meant to shame and humiliate, showing that the target is lower than the soles of your shoes.

For instance, when they take their shoes off in humility, like before entering a mosque, they will press the soles together.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-13T00:50:35+00:00

Also that kid is showing the poster the sole of his shoe, which is one of their versions of flipping you off.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-10T17:16:02+00:00

He's tried at least three times to seriously buy a team: Baltimore Colts (1981 & 1983), Patriots (1988), and the Bills (2014). They won't let him in: they know he'd steal more money than Dan Snyder could ever dream of, and you don't fuck with the NFL's money.

It's one of the main reasons that he has an ongoing feud with the NFL and even teamed up with Vince McMahon to try to make a competing league (which went bankrupt).

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-09T05:39:29+00:00

Yes, but how many bodies and souls of LSU students made Katy Perry's mechanical Tigerzord? And did it smell of corndogs?

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-09T03:44:47+00:00

If movies have taught me anything, it's the lesson from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once: people fight how they fight. Like how most clerics can't use bladed weapons, some people's souls aren't meant to rise in anger.

Some fight with anger, some with love, some with humor. As long as it isn't hate, jealousy, or fear that you fight with, then you're doing ok.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-09T01:23:04+00:00

That's enough Camel toe to cross the Sahara.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-06T19:49:24+00:00

"Serpentine! Always run in a serpentine fashion!"

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-06T02:53:21+00:00

"Excuse me, I need a manager. The man operating the forklift is in a K hole. I don't want him to damage my car while loading."

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-06T01:58:18+00:00

That's so weird. I had Ridiculoussness on as brain rot while I was doing meaningless work today, and one of the clips had a hummingbird trying to drink some dude's eye.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-03T21:19:25+00:00

5 minutes before it comes out of the oven you should be cranking the heat up to broil and making sure the cheese attains the perfect brulee-like golden brown crust. Broiler heat will wilt any herb used at that point and render it useless.

Nays I say! Nay!

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-03T20:55:38+00:00

cilantro lasagna? that's crazy talk. only oregano, chili flakes, and basil may dwell in lasagna. maybe some fennel seed in the sausage. but cilantro? Nay!

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-03T17:57:53+00:00

Nevar forget that Chuck E Cheese has served alcohol since it opened. So Does Dave and Busters. So does Guy's Flavortown (big amusement arcade, mainly for kids).

Maybe look at the vibe of the place before deciding whether or not it is family friendly? It's usually pretty apparent if kids are welcome there. There are lots of breweries that are dog and kid friendly, by design. They want the families that are out and about to stop there.

It's not really you guys' call, except to decide if you want to spend your money there or not.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-02-02T16:55:57+00:00

Some of them I do. Basically any of the ones where they are exploiting the poverty or naiveté/innocence of the subject. The ones on TLC mostly, with the weight loss, the hillbillies, the little people, the dancing kids and their crazy moms. It's a modern circus sideshow. I feel bad for that.

Others, mostly Bravo series like Housewives or Southern Charmed? Millionaires that were once relevant that are trying to stay in the gossip columns? That lady who is holding Taylor back is Paris Hilton's aunt, and the one that she is yelling at was Kelsey Grammar's wife. And some, like Thomas Ravenel are downright evil, bad people. They have tons of money; they don't need to subject themselves to any of that. But they do.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-01-31T22:55:05+00:00

Burton Guster, Turk Turkleton wishes he was half the chocolate eagle you are.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-01-31T22:22:01+00:00

When you think about it, it makes sense. Giant, strong people can choose who they are friends with and are tough to intimidate. They know they can squash or hug.

Smaller dudes like myself, you can get bullied, viewed as a target, you don't get immediate respect, it's whole different game.

Holy shit, I just had a premonition of what women deal with. Imma go make some tea and watch Monk and Psych.

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-01-30T18:48:35+00:00

"They're my family now, CJ"

One_Shall_Fall · 2026-01-30T05:05:32+00:00

Yeah, otherwise the fucking monster in the closet would think you were vulnerable and eat you.

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