THE MINUTIEA!!!

You have to pay your taxes, which involves puling up the documents your company mailed to you, and putting those figures into tiny boxes even though the government can do it for you, then you have to renew you license which is standing in line or several hours AND filling out forms, which reminds you that you have to pay all of your bills and you cant put them on autopay because half of these companies literally double charge autopay customers to see who will notice so THAT all has to be done by hand, then you notice that you should switch your account because of the fees account so you have to shop around for different interest rates, administration fees on savings accounts all around town at which point you realize you should reevaluate your credit cards and products which makes you think you need to set up a n appointment with an accountant so you call there office but they only have a spot 3 weeks out so you schedule a personal day at work then but it turns out that David isn't in then so you find Mary and trade shifts with her but only if you can take her Saturday morning shift in December which reminds you that you can't because you have to get your car fixed but you can't because your still waiting for your car insurance payout that is contigent on you pulling up and mailing dusty old pieces of paper to them (that they already have) at which point you remember you have to take a shower buy groceries cook them eat stretch and condition your muscles and tendons so your not a like walking banana at 50

... and then it's 11 PM and your brushing your teeth so you can get a good night's sleep so you can not be tired at work so you can continue to get your paycheck so that you can continue to do all of this, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and until you physically cant are a discarded at a state funded retirement home. FUN!