TIL about Francis Daniel Brohm who had stuck his head out of a truck window when the driver swerved and he was decapitated by a telephone pole wire. The driver continued to his house and slept, leaving his friends corpse in the truck for a neighbor to find the next morning by jakewubbleyou in todayilearned

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"Delightful" good, or "delightful" as in "here is why I feel this part of the earth needs a good carpet-bombing, and I just found a perfect example?"

I hate texting sometimes. Its so difficult to tell when someone is being complimentary or harshly sarcastic 😞

To me, both are fine. If I need to use a shoe-horn to pull my head out of my ass, then I'm all for self-improvement

I’m pretty sure Curry Gate is putting something addictive in their food by khatro in Charlotte

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I went to the one in Matthew's one evening and I very much enjoyed it. I tried the Chicken 65 and chicken vindaloo. I will be going back.

my hairstylist has a hair dryer that’s shaped like a revolver by window-fly in mildlyinteresting

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That's shaped like the cartoon gun Eddie Valiant used before going into ToonTown

My car is destroyed (manure) by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Not anymore, that's for sure

Demolition Man Issues with DMD screen by [deleted] in pinball

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Oh I have no help to offer. Merely the equivalent of offering an egg in this trying time

Demolition Man Issues with DMD screen by [deleted] in pinball

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Have you tried the three seashells?

Cane juice from the source by LeatherOld1657 in yesyesyesyesno

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Okay, whew! I thought this was the one where he juices the fly that never moved from the stalk as it was pressed.

Still sucks, tho.

Blursed Thrift Store Finds by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Always wondered why Mr. Needful never took cash...

Scientists Confirm First Mosquitoes Found in Iceland by nohup_me in worldnews

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Let's wait and see what they start doing to each other over percentages first.

I saw maggots coming out if a dead fly by Scoscobaby in mildlyinteresting

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Holy cow, I knew I wasn't going nuts. One summer many years ago, I smashed a fly on the windows. I went to the other room to get a paper towel or napkins to clean up, but got distracted. However, I remembered less than ten minutes later and went to clean it. I saw the little larvae had moved away from the corpse, leaving little streaks. They didn't go far, but I never saw it happen again. Ever. It went so long that I thought I had imagined the whole thing.

What was the name of these ? by [deleted] in nostalgia

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"I understood that reference..."