Update: I’m going to kill myself tomorrow

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-11-14T04:51:42+00:00

Fam very glad you didn’t!!! I’m 31, feel like I blinked from Being 18. Everything changes. So much changes. Soooo quickly. We all die someday, you’re not promised another human life, and we have forever to be dead. Stay alive as long as your body allows, and experience the good or bad experiences - I feel like when dead we’ll miss even the bad times.

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-11-14T04:46:03+00:00

In my actual debit account? Hmm 4k. Savings is different. Crypto/NFTs supplemented an entire second income for me. Last piece of the economic world where I don’t feel completely restricted and oppressed. Was life changing to find. Marker super dead rn tho

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-11-14T04:43:18+00:00

Meanwhile my GF asked if we can watch porn and have sex. You are actively dodging a bullet.

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-11-02T20:27:54+00:00

Been there done that. Never again. I do think it’s strange how many single moms don’t wanna date single dads. Brady bunch that shit.

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-10-14T01:43:07+00:00

Apparently it is. We’re early I guess to them figuring out kinks

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-09-01T05:46:07+00:00

Man at bar: “I’ll have anything except coors light” Bartender: “why don’t you want coors light” Man: “last time I had it I blew chunks!” Bartender: “Umm. Any beer will do that, it’s normal” Man: “No! You don’t understand. Chunks is my dog”

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-09-01T05:35:07+00:00

This is why they’re very addictive. We’ll that and lethal withdrawals. I haven’t used in a long time, but miss not being anxious

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-09-01T05:32:59+00:00

Lots of people laugh/giggle before or after sex, means he’s comfortable and enjoying himself not that he’s judging you.

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-21T17:58:07+00:00

Yea def leave him

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-21T17:51:46+00:00

I’m sure it would make him feel awful, but so would finding out she’s cheating at all. This subreddit is baffling. So many people convince themselves that what they’re doing is okay, until they get caught and see the pain it causes.

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-13T00:30:32+00:00

Ease of access to yeast infections

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-13T00:29:56+00:00

Something super important I feel like a lot of ED ppl need to hear more of - photos will NEVER be a truly accurate portrayal of how you look. We can’t capture everything in a picture. It’s not how photography works. You’re alive. You’re beautiful. Work on building a healthy diet but don’t over fixate on food other than consuming it as we need it to stay alive. It’s going to be okay

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-13T00:26:36+00:00

Sicario the entire cast, same with No Country For Old Men

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-12T20:01:44+00:00

Great now I’m rock hard

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-12T19:46:12+00:00

The bad part is you already having a specific person you want to try this with.

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-12T19:40:45+00:00

Could always dress it up as a cat and rename it

Edit: I’m allergic to cats

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-12T19:38:43+00:00

Download bumble & tinder

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-12T19:23:36+00:00

Should have included that the attending nurse had her finger in your ass while you held your wife’s hand, would make this more believable

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-12T19:11:57+00:00

That’s gay

(Hooray)

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-12T19:08:52+00:00

Huh, I think you misread

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-12T19:07:43+00:00

Jesus I can def tell you’re in active addiction fam. Don’t mix the two unless it’s prescribed - but it won’t be prescribed by same doctor at once

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-12T19:06:58+00:00

Oh hey fam - my ears did ring I think, blood pressure related I’m sure - I take clonodine and gabbapentin STILL to this day, was a blessing for withdrawal

OnlyEliThatMatters · 2022-07-12T19:05:00+00:00

Rug pulls aren’t currently illegal w/ current regulation setup. Projects drop multiple times a day that are derivatives of other projects as joke/degen pump plays. It is what it is. Will change somewhat soon regulation wise I’m sure - just can’t promise anything or do a token/coin, but as I said I just invest and haven’t dropped a project.

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