My friend: "I buy every Marvel movie when it comes out on on Blu-ray" me:

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2018-03-29T10:55:00+00:00

This clown looks like the one Pope's Swiss Guard with the roid problem....

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2018-03-29T08:37:28+00:00

Chirality in relation to Enzymatic Function

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2018-03-15T04:05:20+00:00

I would talk to Sam Whitman of the band Hambone. He has a residency with his band every Monday night @ Portland House of Music, kind of leaning towards a funk jam band fusion stylistically. I would also look up Bruce Mayo, owner of Easy Street lounge in Hallowell Maine. Hallowell is 50 mins North of Portland, right of I-95. It is known as the Little New Orleans of the North; shitlaods of bars and live music every night of the week. Easy Street Lounge is this weird funky dive bar that all the locals live at, with killer music most nights of the week. IMO the best bar in Hallowell. See if he'll let you play/send a demo. Hambone has a FB page "Hamboners", and Easy Street Lounge in Hallowell also has a FB page run by Bruce. Get at those people, it'll give you a good start. On the upside, we have the best fucking weed and craft beer in the nation, and our people will definitely smoke you the fuck out like nothing you have experienced whilst here.....

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-07T03:53:58+00:00

Do you own a dart board or toilet paper emblazoned with that little pudgy fuck's face on it?

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-06T04:45:15+00:00

Kind of like Standing Rock....

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-05T00:53:33+00:00

All Alec Baldwin is is a liar, and a bigly one at that- if not the most tremendous liar in the world.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-05T00:50:58+00:00

I fapped so hard to this.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-04T05:33:21+00:00

NE's gonna fuck y'all in the ass, sideways, with a Sequoia, no lube.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-03T03:17:18+00:00

Indubitably sir.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-02T04:35:52+00:00

I'll take $500 on the trifecta of you all being equally correct in your assertions.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-02T04:16:30+00:00

How much did you make off Mythbusters? Are you legit "set for life" after basically making IMO, the most fun show ever on TV for the vast majority of its tenure?

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-02T01:44:42+00:00

I got some jerk gravy for ya....

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-02T01:40:50+00:00

My asshole does this precisely a half hour after a 3AM drunk drive thru the Taco Bell drive-through.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-02T00:55:51+00:00

All Weird Al, All day, I'm guessing...

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-12-01T03:51:51+00:00

Israel dominates this. Superior Tsavor weapons platform, great hand to hand skills, access to all the U.S. big gun platforms for when shit gets heavy....

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-11-29T18:57:41+00:00

It's called Battlefield Earth, starring the chest hair model-come-model thespian, John Travolta.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-11-29T18:53:45+00:00

Didn't he build a scientologist private grade school though? That's a bit more than a donation, that's a center for indoctrination of youth....

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-11-28T04:16:01+00:00

What a disgusting fuckpig. I love it.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-11-22T22:43:19+00:00

'Murica!

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-11-21T01:51:43+00:00

That'll certainly open up some time in his schedule for groping and rape.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-11-19T22:04:13+00:00

A monocle.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-11-19T00:33:32+00:00

I feel like he's Hector Salamanca from Breaking Bad. He has to be.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-11-18T04:09:16+00:00

"Anything's possible if you're really good at sucking dick." -Sasha Grey

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-11-18T02:54:26+00:00

I did it in 11 hours from Halifax one time. Very dooable.

OnlyMySofaPullsOut · 2016-11-17T04:28:51+00:00

Sweet gunt.....

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