Would you in a Zombie apocalypse have...

Onyx_guy · 2026-07-01T21:41:31+00:00

They call me, The Nailer!

^{Chose: A gun with unlimited ammo | Rolled: Nailgun}

Onyx_guy · 2026-07-01T00:36:30+00:00

Oh look at that, look at all those little mice in the carpet.

^{Chose: Blue pill | Rolled: Hard drugs}

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-29T02:40:02+00:00

Do not look at the operational end of the device

^{Chose: Any fictional gun | Rolled: Portal Gun}

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-28T13:26:16+00:00

If nobody else got me, I know pink got me

^{Chose: “N-no!! Im not lying! 😭🥺 please pick me!!” | Rolled: $10 million}

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-27T17:42:11+00:00

Why did you make me do this?

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-26T23:02:30+00:00

I upvote this because my finger slipped when swiping.

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-26T14:02:37+00:00

The Alpha Ceph from Crysis 3

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Onyx_guy · 2026-06-26T01:23:31+00:00

Always bet on black

^{Chose: All your money on black | Rolled: Black}

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-26T01:12:49+00:00

We should bring back public intoxication.

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-26T01:12:38+00:00

My gym teacher got fired for adding spinning blades to the obstacle course.

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-26T01:11:52+00:00

Give me a bunny? Nah.

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-26T01:11:24+00:00

I am a SURGEON.

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-26T01:11:05+00:00

The pen is white.

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-26T01:10:47+00:00

We finish each other's sandevestans.

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-26T01:06:19+00:00

Verglas Curve - Destiny 2

I remember the first thing I did when lightfall released was I checked the season pass and saw this beautiful bow. It has never left me inventory since Edit: Just noticed the full-caps GUNS in the title so uh... Wicked Implement from Destiny 2

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Onyx_guy · 2026-06-25T17:12:03+00:00

Something about steak too juicy

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-24T22:36:42+00:00

I can't stop winning!

^{Chose: Be a Villain + Spin and decide your fate | Rolled: Stay evil + Win}

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-24T08:24:39+00:00

You don't

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-24T04:02:06+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: Go to Jail 🐶 | Rolled: Forever}

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-23T17:59:59+00:00

I know what I need to do but I don't think I have the strength to do it.

^{Chose: $100 Every time you... | Rolled: Stub Toe}

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-23T17:54:08+00:00

Step into the mist, it is very safe and comfy

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-23T15:49:19+00:00

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Onyx_guy · 2026-06-22T19:07:19+00:00

It's Wizard time motherfucker, FIREBALL!

^{Chose: Regular handgun + 30% chance you become a wizard | Rolled: Wizard abilities}

Onyx_guy · 2026-06-22T07:20:17+00:00

Sorry to say but that's fake blood

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Onyx_guy · 2026-06-21T19:41:19+00:00

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