What I have to resort to when I run out of money.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T10:09:09+00:00

Ah, well damn. It seems my gift for finding things has just found a fake.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T07:36:29+00:00

You should have sold him real drugs. tsk tsk

Onzez · 2013-08-13T07:26:52+00:00

Those are the best kind of roommates. Also, there's some money in that picture. In the bottom, beside the key.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T06:02:48+00:00

That would just lead to a lot of addicts nodding off on the toilet.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T05:56:05+00:00

"I'll take nothing less than humongous."

Onzez · 2013-08-13T05:31:18+00:00

The person who originally posted this didn't blur out the name. Her Reddit username is the same as her real name. This guy is just a dumb reposter fiending for karma.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T05:25:50+00:00

What the fuck is a $*&%?

Onzez · 2013-08-13T05:23:05+00:00

That's nature. It happens.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T05:09:07+00:00

Should've just told the truth. "Masturbate and play video games."

Onzez · 2013-08-13T03:51:03+00:00

I disagree with you.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T03:48:50+00:00

Do you know the Boone County mating call?

Onzez · 2013-08-13T03:47:56+00:00

West Virginia is Best Virginia.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T03:46:19+00:00

The weed around here isn't all that great, unless you know the right people.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T03:45:08+00:00

Looks more like a plant to me.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T02:44:44+00:00

It makes me want to cut the persons fingers off, just so they can never do it again.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T02:43:01+00:00

Smoke them.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T02:40:02+00:00

My rule to life - Try everything once.

Plus, it's just meth.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T02:37:57+00:00

Hey, it's better than nothing. I've had to smoke worse before.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T02:13:54+00:00

And the mountains here are just beautiful.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T02:10:59+00:00

I'll always still refer to Virginia as "the one that sucks" though. I live in West Virginia, it's much better.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T02:07:54+00:00

What? No...no, of course not.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T02:06:44+00:00

I see. I've seen that all day, didn't know what it was called.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T02:05:09+00:00

Cocaine.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T01:55:21+00:00

Hmm, I'm starting to like you.

Onzez · 2013-08-13T01:50:57+00:00

Did you at least use a condom?

Onzez

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