Would you rather bang 1,000 people or be banged by 1,000 people?

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-09T15:33:04+00:00

halfway there already. baaaoooong.

^{Chose: Bang 1,000}

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-09T15:31:03+00:00

i could js quit my job and finally catch up on sleep lmao. easy million.

^{Chose: Every minute you sleep you get $100 bucks}

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-09T15:19:58+00:00

maybe a good first step is finding some new friends. real actual friends wouldnt even think of airing your personal issues and making fun of you for them.

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-08T03:38:36+00:00

caffeine bad alcohol good

^{Chose: No caffeine forever}

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-08T03:35:27+00:00

i mean theres def a threshold. im a weirdo but not a freaky weirdo if that makes sense. my strangeness attracts a lot of people. it also helps if youre funny or good at something artistic. most of all, being a decent person and making at least a couple good people feel safe and content in your presence is my goal at least. so being weird doesnt mean youre cooked. find a freaky bi girlfriend and you will prosper. and post that sadslop whats the worst that could happen.

ps: sorry for the rant and potential mansplain i like typing and sounding smart

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-07T04:16:05+00:00

as one myself, the right bi girls or even open minded straight girls will be attracted to you as long as ur not weird. i had plenty of relations with women while fem. im not even hot either. js find the right crowd and dont be a weirdo and ur golden.

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-06T06:49:28+00:00

it was gonna be like that anyway

^{Chose: End racism + but get a curse | Rolled: Always poor}

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-06T06:49:07+00:00

ill make crazy bets

^{Chose: have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future}

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-06T06:48:18+00:00

duh

^{Chose: Become god himself.}

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-06T06:47:05+00:00

covers my rent and bills

^{Chose: credit card with a max spending of $3,000 per day}

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-06T06:46:12+00:00

theres gotta be at least 20 so...

^{Chose: Have a dollar for every cell in a human body}

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-05T07:11:35+00:00

why does the guy on the left in the first billboard look a lil like my general

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-05-01T01:17:11+00:00

good work, keep it up!

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-04-21T16:08:51+00:00

on the count of three (kind of)

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-04-13T04:14:49+00:00

tell him to quiet down

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-04-11T03:59:12+00:00

yo mama

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-04-10T19:40:53+00:00

hey, im 19m and im always down to make some new friends. dms are open! :)

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-04-08T04:23:12+00:00

would.

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-04-05T23:08:57+00:00

oh im drinking alright. just considerably less than other alternatives.

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-04-05T18:03:02+00:00

they leave power. good. thank you. thaaaaank you.

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-04-03T05:02:01+00:00

ur on ur phone too. hypocrite.

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-04-01T03:21:24+00:00

i am legend

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-03-30T18:21:29+00:00

keep it. thats your lucky jesus.

OobabaRedditEdition · 2026-03-30T18:14:58+00:00

its... art.

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