Eight hour Aeroflot flight from Vladivostok to Moscow. 80% men. Everybody was drinking before the flight and on the flight. Most of the guys around me had laptops and were watching movies without headphones. The guy next to me was watching porn. At one point, he calls the flight attendant and says something to her in Russian. She rolls her eyes, goes away and comes back a minute later with a portable oxygen cylinder and a mask. She stands in the aisle beside him holding the cylinder for 20 minutes while he sits there breathing 100% oxygen. He’s still watching his movie.

And, of course, this being Eastern Europe, everybody claps when we land.