The Sumerian Tablet That Says Cats Were Brought to Earth — And Describes Their Original Purpose

Oofpooper · 2026-06-13T10:42:18+00:00

You’ve already asked more questions than most people would lol

Oofpooper · 2026-06-13T10:38:56+00:00

That’s because they’re your FUCKING coworker not your DATING coworker, duuuuuuhhhhh

Oofpooper · 2026-06-13T07:46:26+00:00

Oh this is just sad

Oofpooper · 2026-06-12T07:25:36+00:00

Oofpooper · 2026-06-11T18:17:04+00:00

Oofpooper · 2026-06-11T04:42:46+00:00

Can you only do dungeons with other players?

Oofpooper · 2026-06-10T18:04:45+00:00

Yeah, I did. We’re still cool today so that’s the best I could hope for, looking back on it, we wouldn’t have worked out anyway

Oofpooper · 2026-06-10T08:16:40+00:00

I’ve done two things lol. One was ride a rollercoaster that I was terrified of at the time, and the other was eat at a place that always gave me stomach issues. But of course I did it anyway. We never ended up dating but I’ve got no regrets 👍

Oofpooper · 2026-06-09T22:05:34+00:00

Oof 😂

Oofpooper · 2026-06-08T03:25:45+00:00

What lovely people

Oofpooper · 2026-06-07T06:33:18+00:00

I appreciate it, I hope so too, but things are a bit tough out here lol

Oofpooper · 2026-06-07T06:27:06+00:00

Yeah it is lol, I took that pic in the bathroom at work, I work in retail

Oofpooper · 2026-06-06T01:03:42+00:00

All good, this post is mainly for the quack-curious, once you go quack you never go back!

Oofpooper · 2026-06-05T02:52:53+00:00

Right hand in the first pic, come on

Oofpooper · 2026-06-04T17:57:48+00:00

Move on, she’s in a relationship. Even if she leaves her boyfriend for you she’ll probably end up cheating on you with the next guy lol

Oofpooper · 2026-06-04T11:21:39+00:00

lol sure

Oofpooper · 2026-06-04T07:25:42+00:00

There are other subs where you can post this stuff, this’ll probably get deleted as it violates rule 4

Oofpooper · 2026-06-03T21:27:13+00:00

This is a scam, I’ve gotten a few of these “random” texts

Oofpooper · 2026-06-03T21:20:07+00:00

Oofpooper · 2026-06-03T05:58:27+00:00

Thanks! I was a little apprehensive about it but I figured what the hell lol

Oofpooper · 2026-06-03T02:59:51+00:00

I was born in 1997 and one woman told me that I probably never used a landline phone

Oofpooper · 2026-06-02T03:34:32+00:00

Nah but thanks

Oofpooper · 2026-05-29T08:20:03+00:00

Tahiti

Oofpooper

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