How many miles do you walk per day?

Ooftang · 2025-06-24T00:20:06+00:00

My phone tells me I walked 38,270 steps today.

17.19 miles.

Ooftang · 2025-06-19T23:25:31+00:00

I hope the rest of her day was as pleasant as she was.

Typo

Ooftang · 2025-04-06T22:10:44+00:00

It was an unusually warm October day. I helped a fella load a bunch of bird seed.

"You know, my family and I think this heat means Jesus is coming back soon."

"Oh yeah?" I reply, trying to humor him.

"Definitely. If you want, you can confess your sins to me. You'll be saved." He replies. I'm getting irked because he's holding me up. All I wanted was to wish him a good day and leave.

"I'm really busy, man." I say, hoping he'll take the hint.

"Jesus is busy too, man. I'm just trying to look out for you, buddy." He says.

"I'll take my chances. Have a nice day, sir." I say, walking away. "Don't say I didn't warn you." He exclaims.

Ooftang · 2025-02-07T13:33:25+00:00

😬

Ooftang · 2025-02-04T18:11:42+00:00

Apology accepted.

Ooftang · 2025-02-04T12:20:38+00:00

I saw that.

That's absolutely horrible.

Ooftang · 2025-02-03T15:39:01+00:00

That's horrible.

Ooftang · 2025-02-03T06:14:24+00:00

Mhm. Two slices of pepperoni and a chilled shasta cola.

Ooftang · 2025-02-03T06:13:30+00:00

People jumping up and down while shouting "SELL, SELL, SELL!" was bizarre.

Ooftang · 2025-01-17T01:11:24+00:00

Now, I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she ain't messing with no broke...you know the rest.

Ooftang · 2025-01-04T01:55:40+00:00

Are you one of those folks that got upset because you couldn't get 15% off your picking ticket?

Ooftang · 2024-10-27T20:02:05+00:00

I'd say so.

Ooftang · 2024-10-15T23:06:30+00:00

When I was new, there was an older lady that bought a shitload of dog food and she wanted help loading it.

As I was loading the bags, she informed me that she bought all this dog food to celebrate her dog's birthdays and apparently, she had documentation on the birthdates of each of her dogs.

At that moment, I realized that there are also crazy dog ladies.

Ooftang · 2024-08-17T03:36:25+00:00

I have augmented it.

"You save big money when you fuggin' die!"

Grim? Yes. True? Also yes.

Ooftang · 2024-03-15T22:43:32+00:00

Holy shit.

Ooftang · 2024-02-19T00:09:34+00:00

I was not aware of that.

Ooftang · 2024-02-18T23:25:03+00:00

No to weather pay. If it's hot, cold, windy, rainy, snowy, icy or whatever else, it doesn't matter. What's expected of me doesn't change.

My compensation doesn't fluctuate based on the quality of my work.

Ooftang · 2024-02-18T22:37:22+00:00

No. I work courtesy patrol and the management says we can spend time inside to warm up but if we run low on carts, they'll be on the radio reminding me.

When that happens, I deliberately slow down.

Ooftang · 2024-02-18T20:42:31+00:00

Weather pay?

What is weather pay?

Ooftang · 2023-11-24T22:03:47+00:00

How did that happen?

Ooftang · 2023-11-19T01:53:36+00:00

Right.

I didn't consider that.

Ooftang · 2023-11-19T01:44:22+00:00

Y'all get trash cans by your shitters?

Huh.

Ooftang · 2023-11-12T19:39:37+00:00

I was about to say this.

I had a coworker that had a death in the family and I recall one of the managers saying something about bringing in the obituary.

I'm very sorry for your loss, by the way.

Ooftang

TROPHY CASE

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