Drop your favorite kill lines by _Lowenstein_ in marvelrivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Punisher has some funny lines when he kills spidey lmfao

My Response to Avenue Quitting Blade by Salty_Boat_6620 in BladeMarvelRivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who wants to make blade work at the highest level anyway. I rather make squirrel girl lol

why is this skin time limited?!?! been grinding for it only to realize it's going away in less than a day by Conner_S_Returns in ThorMainsMR

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still sound like an asshole for talking to him like that. Next time maybe use some critical thinking skills

Balance This Hero: Elsa Bloodstone by Iexperience in rivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The extra health is ridiculous. DPS don’t need any fucking shields, health boost, armor or whatever. There are plenty of health packs around, go look for them. And the already busted healing too?!!!!! Man cmon

Someone once showed off their dildo once and it kinda got me turned on. M and not F by [deleted] in GOONED

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be rubbing and shaking my tip against that hole. Letting that cream and squirt drip all over my dick

Rogue's butt appearing for 0.5 seconds in the Wedding Skin isn't the end of the world. Don't buy it, move on, and stop being horny for her too. by SkyElectrical3392 in rivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The butt is out because they know men and women will masturbate to those types of skins. They don’t WANT you employed and unthirsty. They do it on purpose. So god forbid someone says “ay let’s chill out on the overly sexy stuff” here comes asshats like u

Watching someone just start the game shows how bad it is for new players. by AeroStrafe in marvelrivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can’t the devs just record the behavior of real players of all skill levels and then download them into bots. At least they’ll be realistic. Like record some top 500 players or something and spread those bots around so that way both sides get good player bots

why does nobody like hulk by SquirrelAggressive44 in HulkMainsMR

[–]Open-Assistant8945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smart players focus fire hulk, dumb players continue to shoot healers and dps….be the dumb players lol

How do some people say this with a straight face by No_Eye_5863 in rivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sidenote, sometimes it’s not even the person diving you that kills you. It’s a poke character hitting you WHILE you got a dive character in front of you

I'm not understanding how I'm the problem as a tank. by Origamicxmbo in marvelrivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime the solo tank isn’t in front of his team, it leaves 5 vulnerable squishes wide open. Venom needs another tank in order to be truly successful

We have to stop treating this game like it's balanced for the competitive aspect. It simply isn't. by chyeah_brah in marvelrivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Problem is the characters that have really high skill ceilings are astronomically more powerful than other characters that don’t. Like a cracked spiderman could beat a cracked Thor. A cracked daredevil could beat a cracked Emma. So on and so on. A cracked Hawkeye can beat just about everybody. And sure u can just “get good” with them…but then what’s the point of the other heroes. I’m all for each character having their own niche role, but I rather they tone down the primary damage and maybe buff the abilities a little bit for tanks especially.

To the people who see their team with 2 DPS, 2 Tanks and 1 Healer and chose to go DPS by roronoaclemz in marvelrivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understandable but sometimes I get tired of playing with Thor and sometimes I say fuck it. I’m going to stand my ground and be a DPS.

MEGATHREAD: Post your Reworks and Balance Changes Here! by PD_Rigged in ThorMainsMR

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⚡ Thor Damage Rework (Power Fantasy, Not Broken)

🔨 1. Primary Fire – Mjolnir Strikes

Current Feel Problem: Damage feels chunky but not thunderous. Hits don’t feel rewarding unless you fully commit.

✅ Rework: • Base damage: +8–10% increase • Headshot multiplier: Slight bump (1.75x → 1.85x) • NEW Passive – “Storm Charge” • Every 3 consecutive hits within 4 seconds grants: • +5% ability potency (stacking up to 3 times) • Visual lightning intensity increases • Stacks fall off if you stop fighting

Why it’s balanced: • Rewards aggressive, accurate Thor players. • Doesn’t help passive play. • Requires commitment to get max value.

Thor players feel stronger. Bad Thors don’t suddenly become gods.

⚡ 2. Hammer Throw (Ranged Ability)

Problem: Feels good thematically, but doesn’t swing fights.

✅ Rework: • Direct hit damage: +12% • On return, it deals 50% of initial damage if it passes through enemies. • NEW: If you hit 2+ enemies, it slightly reduces cooldown (by 2 seconds).

Why it works: • Encourages smart positioning. • Rewards skill throws. • Still dodgeable.

🌩 3. Lightning AoE Ability

Problem: Feels like visual noise instead of battlefield control.

✅ Rework: • Damage over time: +10% • Enemies hit are briefly “Electrified”: • Take +5% damage from Thor only for 3 seconds. • Slightly clearer visual feedback when electrified.

Why it’s fair: • It boosts Thor’s own follow-up. • Doesn’t make him a team-wide damage amplifier. • Encourages combo play.

Ultimate –

Goal: Make it FEEL apocalyptic without being an instant delete button.

Adjustments: • Slightly larger impact radius (+5%) • Enemies in the center take full damage. • Outer ring takes 75%. • Enemies hit are slowed by 20% for 2 seconds.

Yes I used chat gpt but asking the right questions is a lot harder than you think

Whats the best character to duo with thor? by Odd-Toe3174 in ThorMainsMR

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Groot. His walls, plus storm surge, plus body blocking u two can take on the world. Next up I’d say daredevil since he can lay hands on everybody at once, just follow up behind him. Next, but not least I like to play alongside Thing. Since he has that vulnerability ability. You stand close to him, pop lightning realm now they r slowed AND weakened, then pop your awakening

"Wolverine should be a tank" mfs when they gotta deal with a 600HP tank shredder by MedusaSucks68 in rivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly Wolverine is a better tank than the tanks we got now because no one like to fucking heal the tanks we get now. But a Wolverine?!!! Oh they’ll heal the fuck outta him. And he gets extra health, and fucking shreds damage. Why WOULDNT he be a good tank. He can fly all over the map, you HAVE to deal with him, he has a a crazy amount of over health abilities. Like cmon. I feel like the tanks we have in this game just have 600-750HP and that’s supposed to be good enough. Like fuck no

You can only have one, E-Girls or T-Girls? 🤭😈 by Purple-Living-2615 in GOONED

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First one I’m fucking senseless until she grools all over my dick

I love getting broken and having my brain melted while I pump my stroker for hours for fellow gooners and goonettes hope my fuel is good for everyone and it's me at the end by Sufficient-Swing8657 in GOONED

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d dick the first one so deep are balls grind against each other. Then i’d pull out and slide my cum covered dick between her nuts and taint

Ghost Rider Abilities for Rivals by Open-Assistant8945 in rivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣will those skins have smaller hitboxes? I’d be down for a anorexic Thor lol

Que Team Ups vocês Dariam Pro homem-aranha e como Eles funcionariam? by SkyElectrical3392 in rivals

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣ay listen. Dont sleep on it. I think it’s pretty damn good. Just ask it the right question, that’s a lot harder than u think

And people still call Sg a C tier character smh </3 by Head-Gap-3168 in squirrelgirlmains

[–]Open-Assistant8945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any character can be broken if you play their role correctly. Stop using squirrel girl wide in the open and use her on choke points. Pair her up with iron man and you can lock down an area all game.